By Anonymous - 15/06/2013 04:28 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my husband of 3 years learned that he's going to be a father. No, I'm not pregnant. FML
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flashback.miss 28

And that was when you delivered a well-deserved kick to his testicles before tossing him out on the street, right? My condolences, OP.

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CharresBarkrey 15

Or people who use the idiotic logic of "Well, you must be doing something wrong if he's looking elsewhere for sex."

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SomeRandomGuy15 18

23- Because obviously OP knew the love of her life was a cheating scumbag before she married him.

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imtooshy 18

@Vinnie, my head isn't buried anywhere. I read all your comments and just because we don't agree doesn't mean I'm reading partial sentences! Lets just agree to disagree because I'm not here to argue with you or anyone else.....we all have our opinions and clearly, we can't all agree.

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Vinnie500 14

@ tooshy, your head MUST be buried somewhere because I am giving an HONEST perspective from someone outside the situation looking in, and you are getting butt hurt because of my comments.

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dangousity 21

No doubt 3 years and he has already moved on, time for women to realize you need to put some effort into marriage, not lay like a bump on a log and expect everything to be ok. 3 years lol... It was just a long date..

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imtooshy 18

@ Vinnie, I just nicely said that we don't agree and not everyone will. That's not difficult sentence to figure out. Not sure with why you NEEDED to come back and say AGAIN that my head is buried and that I'm getting butt hurt?! Let me repeat myself........we don't agree, end of story. Put the gun down and stop aiming at me cause I'm done. We simply don't agree!!

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Vinnie500 14

@tooshy, fine. Agree to disagree. I can see where you are coming from, but the problem is that you DON'T/CAN'T see it from any other side but the "poor" victims. That is why I say your head is buried. There is ALWAYS more than one side to a story, just because someone posts here and you get their side doesn't mean there isn't a flip side to that coin. I mean, just for devils advocate sake, what if OP was a violent woman that constantly beat her man?? Would it be wrong of him to try and find comfort elsewhere??

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perdix 29

Congrats on becoming an aunt!! I'm sure you'll be a great one. I don't know the correct genealogical term to describe your relationship with the child, so let's go with "aunt," shall we?

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spaboolly 26

Where are the mods when you need them? This must be the most ridiculous comments section I've seen on FML. Not that the outrage against a certain person isn't justified.

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Vinnie500 14

Lol. Another blind sheep following the masses. HEAVEN FORBID, someone have an opinion that is different. Here in a public forum. Go back to sticking your head in the sand and imagining that the world is perfect.

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AliceAristocrat 12

Part of me thinks you made a valid point and part of me thinks you must be really bored tonight.

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Vinnie500 14

Parts of me think that I have been up for more than 24 hours and that I am making more coherent arguments than most of the people that are just getting up from a nights sleep and trolling this thread.

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stomp13 10

Ah the sanctity of marriage...its nothing but a piece of paper the brings the law into a relationship. Not like its hard enough as is to make one work w/ involving your state judicial system!

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KCLASSEH 8

@vinnie500 makes a valid point. It takes two people to make a relationship work and some people stray away from a relationship for a reason. But then there are dogs who cheat regardless of if their woman caters to them. Communication is a huge and important thing in a relationship. If the op was unaware of how her husband feels about the relationship he is at fault for not telling her that he needed more and that he was unhappy. He should tell her that he wanted out and wanted to see other people instead of cheating while still in a relationship. Cheating is disgusting, unacceptable and disrespectful. If he was a true man and not a coward he should have filed for divorce the minute he wanted out.

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