By jilted - 21/03/2009 07:15 - United States

Spicy
Today, my husband of 9 years announced he was gay. He insinuated that he was only able to achieve erections because I looked like a man. FML
I agree, your life sucks 554
You deserved it 45
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hybridstar 0

i'm sorry.. that is just mean. why not divorce him. save yourself from a crappy relationship.

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whocaresnotme 0

thats just cold,,,

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24788 6

That's kind of evil, but everyone has weird fetishs.

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xenaa_fml 0

aww that sucks, what an asshole..

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porkchop69 0

#4, grow up, get married, have sex, have kids. Your life isnt f*cked. #4's is. just find a new man.

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justreadin 0

wow that blows, what an ass he didn't have to insinuate anything

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gadijay 0

Ouch... Well it's funny to read, but if this is true, it's pretty hurtin'.. so in advance... I am sorry to you.. What a double feature, Gay and thinks you look like a man..

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TJCapsani 0

He's not as bad as you think. Yeah, it's a FML because he basically said you look like a man but he spared you from the drama of life on the DL(Down Low) and he really cared about you because he was honest and wanted you to know the truth was the fact that he likes dude (or trannys) but I'm sorry about the break-up and I think after some time you can be friends. I know dudes who have been married and had kids and they don't come owt of the closet until 50 or 60 years old and I agree with #111.

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free_bird 0

I would've said " The only reason I got wet was because you were so "tiny" and feminine, I'm glad you finally came out now I can come out too and you'll look like the bad guy", not bc you're a lesbian just bc it sure would give him a run for his money :) asshole...

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