Intimacy: Today, my husband of 9 years announced he was gay. He insinuated... - FML

By jilted - 21/03/2009 07:15 - United States

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Today, my husband of 9 years announced he was gay. He insinuated that he was only able to achieve erections because I looked like a man. FML

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f_ckerdef_ck 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 16:02

damn, that's a real FML

hybridstar 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 16:04

i'm sorry.. that is just mean. why not divorce him. save yourself from a crappy relationship.

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Samuraixman 3

Saturday 8 August 2009 8:41

ms swan would say she looka like a man

rocky1971 0

Monday 17 August 2009 9:46

"That's a man baby"

E3Q 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 0:57

What a bastard! I hope that you unmanned him straight pointy stilletto straight to the saggy bags he calls balls. And there is no such damned thing as just figuring out you are gay after 9 years of marraige! That is such bullshit. All of my gay friends, closeted ot no have said that they knew what they were by the age of 5. Its okay tho honey cuz in 9 years he will dump his boyfriend and tell him that he is really straight.

doubleAbattery 0

Monday 24 August 2009 4:18

That's ****** up.

panicked 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 18:56

Great illustration. :)

Monado 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 19:06

I think the illustration really sold it.

shyguy_fml 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 19:07

Love the illustration!!

Victoria_fml 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 19:13

Nice illustration :) Good job

brianjman14 22

Saturday 5 September 2009 19:14

ydi for looking like a man

xBIGD525 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 19:14

YDI for looking like a man i like the illustration

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