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By Anonymous - 08/10/2010 05:23 - United States

Today, my husband pooped the bed for the second time since we've been married. We've been married a month. FML

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By anonymous - 08/06/2011 06:55 - United States

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By heart broken - 29/12/2013 09:05 - United States

Today, my husband told me yet again that the last two years have been the worst of his life. Our two year anniversary is next week. FML

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By Carpet cleaner - 21/02/2012 02:15 - Canada

Today, my husband came home late from drinking with his buddies, only to toss and turn and keep me up for an hour. He then sat up and didn't move for a few minutes. I sat up to see what was wrong, only to see him pissing on the carpet beside our bed. FML

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By Wet dreamer - 17/01/2018 19:00

Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML

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By Thanks Honey - 05/06/2013 15:08 - United States

Today, I found my husband farting on my pillows, bare ass. His only words were, "This isn't what it looks like." FML

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By mmvv - 08/02/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML

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Metalman69 0

Friday 8 October 2010 12:04

and you didnt know he had this problem prior to marrying him? did you two not live together before then?

vicki2354 0

Friday 8 October 2010 12:08

omg potty train that man!!!

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jjmiller1001 17

Thursday 11 October 2012 21:00

maybe you should take him to the doctor

lectricpharaoh 9

Sunday 7 July 2013 6:14

Another option is to take him to a Petcetera or something, and get a crate and some puppy pads, for training purposes.

XxxT3rr4xxX 25

Sunday 27 October 2013 9:13

You picked him

u_must_die 15

Friday 30 May 2014 4:35

How old is he, 5?

thatcoolguy123 14

Sunday 18 January 2015 3:32

Congratulations. You married a 2-year old who's never been potty trained. And I hope you are divorced and married to someone else by now.

LeProfessor 11

Wednesday 4 March 2015 23:34

FHL You are posting an embarrassing FML towards your husband. Just posting it all over the Internet ( now on iFunny because of some people wanting to get featured.

daemonsparta 16

Sunday 3 May 2015 12:40

sounds like he has problems

Unlucky1232 20

Monday 14 March 2016 4:25

maybe he has a problem. no i mean like a legitimate health problem. get it checked out.

CNRhKXtreme 12

Sunday 8 May 2016 1:25

Well...shit.

scarlet22ashley 19

Tuesday 9 May 2017 1:07

That is a medical problem and is not supposed to happen, i would strongly recommend seeinng a doctor about this. Good luck OP

iLoveSPK 6

Tuesday 17 September 2019 5:50

im a couple years late but how did he not feel himself ********.

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