By alexa - 08/12/2015 17:14 - Germany - N?rnberg

Today, my husband put on a nice suit and asked me out to dinner. When he found out I was on my period, he decided to stay home instead, since there was "no point" anymore. FML
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captainsmegma 12

Next time keep that part about riding the cotton pony a secret until after desert has been served.

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dman798 18

If he wont spoil you when you are on it then does he deserve you to begin with?

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8313girl 28

Yup with a good thick towel underneath. At least that's what I heard. Never tried it myself.

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olillia 16

If you're properly turned on, the bleeding generally stops completely.

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DoomedGemini 37

Yes, but either party might not like the idea of that.

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LavenderCrow 12

Not sure why you're being downvoted. If they're both OK with the idea, it's a completely acceptable option. Everyone is joking about taking the brown road, but that option is even less "hygienic."

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ThrottleJockey 35

Hey, when the river runs red, take the dirt road home. But in all seriousness, that was a dick move.

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jeffprobs 29

Your husband is why the internet has a bad name

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schreibergx93 19

I actually find it a little ridiculous he doesn't know when your period is by now. I also find it really ****** he is that childish, but I don't know your marriage either.

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mariri9206 32

If this is how he treats, then maybe there's "no point" in being married to him anymore. lol.

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mariri9206 32

If this is how he treats you* (Also, for people who may think I'm being insensitive or something like that, I want to be clear I mean this as a joke. OP'S husband not taking her out on a date because he won't get laid because she's on her period is not something I would seriously consider as a good enough reason to divorce your spouse.) I would have put this in the same one but the time limit ran out and it won't led me add it as a comment underneath my original one.

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SmallTownUSA 11

What an ass. God knows a guy can't do something nice if he's not gonna be able to get sex out of it. I'd be having a conversation with him real soon about how if he can't be romantic and kind without expecting some kind of payment for it, he should start expecting not to have sex with you at all.

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Ma_Nikka 24

I'd break up with him since there's "no point" anymore in dealing with that bullshit.

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GhostFox 33

Shit like this is what makes marriages fall apart and is not acceptable on so many levels. Seriously, buying someone a meal, regardless of cost, does not entitle you to the privilege of ******* them. If you take someone on a date it should be to spend time with them- that is supposed to be the 'reward.' Mutual enjoyment of the companionship.

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