if you do a job badly enough, you won't be asked to do it again. don't you watch tv? he's tricking you so you won't make him do laundry anymore.

How could a strawberry ruin the laundry? It isn't actually ruined. Just rewash it.

Yes a pomegranate is worse, but the strawberry is still pretty bad. Not only did it cause stains everywhere, but if it was a cold wash (which I assume it was since it was jeans) that means there are probably mashed up strawberry chunks in the washing machine that op has to try and get out.

if you do the laundry, you check the pockets. if you don't do the laundry, the person who does should Check the pockets.

why would he have a strawberry in his pocket??? i can understand the pen, but STRAWBERRY???

Does your husband happen to be some sort of small creature, preparing for the harsh winter months?

always. always. ALWAYS. check pockets. /ydi

You can't blame him. Strawberries are the best thing to have ever existed.

Plot twist : it was a strawberry flavoured condom!

only one? i want to see a follow-up.