Miscellaneous: Today, my husband ruined the laundry once again. He forgot to...

By Anonymous - 27/06/2015 04:17 - Canada - Barrie

Today, my husband ruined the laundry once again. He forgot to empty his pants pockets before washing them. Last time he left an ink pen in them. This time it was a strawberry. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, and for weeks now, I was sure my underwear was going missing. I found out why. My husband's brother has been stealing them whenever he visits, presumably to masturbate with. I literally caught him shoving an unwashed pair into his pocket he'd stolen from my laundry pile. Creep. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2020 05:00

Today, my husband, who repairs appliances for a living, repaired our dryer. One lot of wet clothes later, it caught fire and ruined the laundry room. FML

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NotGabe 28

Sunday 28 June 2015 8:45

Why carry just one strawberry in the pocket of your pants?

AviKerensky 17

Sunday 28 June 2015 8:52

Men's pockets are kinda like women's purses: Black holes. We often have no idea what the **** is in there.

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lostinareverie 21

Sunday 28 June 2015 14:57

Sheesh, people questioning pocket fruit. Get a serving on the go.

habnoji 3

Sunday 28 June 2015 15:06

Be fucken happy he's doing laundry at all. I wouldn't do it

Brandi_Faith 33

Sunday 28 June 2015 19:43

Then you should probably continue to live with your mom. Your wife is not responsible for doing your laundry. And if I were your mom I'd stop doing your laundry and you can either choose to suck it up and do it, or wear dirty clothes the rest of your life.

babysupermonkey 4

Sunday 28 June 2015 21:36

or buy new clothes every day

leogachi 15

Monday 29 June 2015 0:32

And then be homeless because you spent all your money on clothes and you can't afford to pay the bills. Good idea.

aaliyah_valeraxo 11

Sunday 28 June 2015 15:09

Wtf? Why was there a strawberry in his pockets? Only one strawberry?!

CliffyB03 28

Sunday 28 June 2015 15:46

Ah. So that's where I left it!

benjamn 24

Sunday 28 June 2015 16:08

At least it wasn't a frog. Do you know hard it is to get frog out?

sorainu 18

Sunday 28 June 2015 16:32

Rule #1 of doing laundry. Check ALLLL pockets.

Gofrieddough12 5

Sunday 28 June 2015 16:42

Why a strawberry out of all things???

tantanpanda 26

Sunday 28 June 2015 17:10

I don't think a strawberry is as bad as an ink pen. there are other fruits that stain WAY worse than a strawberry. Can you imagine how bad it would be if OP's husband had a pomegranate in his pocket? or Maybe must a few seeds? Definitely worse than a strawberry.