Today my husband says he's afraid to have sex with me from fear... - FML

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By Sexless Marriage - 21/11/2017 10:25

Today my husband says he's afraid to have sex with me from fear of getting me pregnant, because we don't want kids. The whole reason I started taking birth control, along with the condoms we were already using, was to alleviate that fear so we could have more sex. We have less sex now than ever. Fml

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PhantomCrevan 8

Wednesday 22 November 2017 16:55

One word: Vasectomy. That'll clear up his doubts, one way or another.

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PhantomCrevan 8

Wednesday 22 November 2017 16:55

One word: Vasectomy. That'll clear up his doubts, one way or another.

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