By ewww - 03/12/2009 05:59 - United States

Today, my husband stabbed me with his unusually long, nasty toenails in the leg while he slept. It took 3 stitches to fix it up, my husband and doctor laughed the entire time. He still refuses to cut them. FML
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GR3453m0nk3y 4

SLIP SOMETHING IN HIS DRINK AND THEN CUT THEM sorry about the caps, i'd fix it but im too lazy

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aback 4

Make him sleep on the couch. Or the porch, if you don't have a couch.

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Clover2009 0

Haha. I'd be like, "Cut those disgusting talons or you are sleeping on the damn couch until you actually do." If he sleeps on the couch, so be it. But his ass would LITERALLY get kicked out of bed if he tried.

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jadetink86 0

Lmao! Cut them in his sleep =) or let yours grow out them cut him, HAHAHA

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noshitsherlock 0

That's what you get for marrying a SAVAGE. WTF.

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AmiNayaki 0

it sounds as though your couch may remain occupied until his toenails are shorter, then...?

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HELLOjealousy 4

Holy shit that is hilarious! I cut my best friend with my toenail once, and it was hilarious as well...except mine was just really sharp, not long.

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TTHHXX1138 0

Retaliate by refusing to shave ANY body hair, I bet he cuts those nails then!

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Intrigue 3

Divorce the neanderthal and get a different doctor! If anyone should be laughed at it's your husband for not having enough sense to groom himself.

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klar_fml 0

LOL yum. FYL but he should still cut them..failing that, socks? Two pairs? :D

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