By ewww - 03/12/2009 05:59 - United States

Today, my husband stabbed me with his unusually long nasty toes nails in the leg while he slept. It took 3 stitches to fix it up, my husband and doctor laughed the entire time. He still refuses to cut them. FML
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GR3453m0nk3y 4

SLIP SOMETHING IN HIS DRINK AND THEN CUT THEM sorry about the caps, i'd fix it but im too lazy

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aback 4

Make him sleep on the couch. Or the porch, if you don't have a couch.

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lovergirl7 1

stab him in the leg with a knife... then laugh I bet that will show him. or you could cut his toenails in his sleep

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HunterAlpha1 8

if you decide to cut his toenails while he sleeps, make sure you wear safety goggles, or he could blind you.

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everajade 0

then you should refuse to sleep with him

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googlegirl496 0

ok this is what you need to do: dress up as a naughty cop, tie him to the bed really tightly, then you cut them, and so he doesn't get mad u tease him and then do it (it helps if you talk dirty)

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cupcake112397 0

he hurt you. do something like cut his toenails when he is asleep. you could have gotten an infection

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