By ewww - 03/12/2009 05:59 - United States

Today, my husband stabbed me with his unusually long nasty toes nails in the leg while he slept. It took 3 stitches to fix it up, my husband and doctor laughed the entire time. He still refuses to cut them. FML
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Same thing different taste

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GR3453m0nk3y 4

SLIP SOMETHING IN HIS DRINK AND THEN CUT THEM sorry about the caps, i'd fix it but im too lazy

Make him sleep on the couch. Or the porch, if you don't have a couch.

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macbeater 0

Yall are ****** stupid. That is in no way her JOB to cut his nasty ass toe nails. Seriously? If a GROWN MAN can't cut his own fricken toe nails then he must be a retard or really fat. anyway, tell that bitch to cut em or you gonna give him 3 stitches of his own hahahaha

Ew. That's disgusting. When it gets closer to xmas tell him that you're taking him to get an early gift and that it is a surprise. "Surprise! Your gift is a pedicure."

See how funny he thinks it is when you kick his gross a$$ out of bed, and bar him from "anything else".

The way I see it, if he refuses to cut them knowing that he could cut you again... he INTENDS to cut you and gets some sadistic kick out of hurting you. If I were you, I'd strap two dinner forks to my feet when I go to bed at night and tell the inconsiderate A**hole that now you are on an equal playing field. Then when he goes to the hospital to have his leg sewn up, I'd sit there and laugh my butt off! If that doesn't seem feasible to you, then just grow your toenails as long as his and give yourself an edge by sharpening them to a point. No matter what, definately make sure you get the last laugh.

Haha, my dad's just like that...and my mom complains... he does occasionally cut them............. but we stay far away when he does erghhhhhh! They shoot you in the eye if you stand too close hahaha

Just cut his toenails as he sleeps besides you. And I agree with the hygiene and respect-in-the-rship and divorce part. In fact just get a knife and stab his leg and say you were having a bad, recurring nightmare or karmaish doom. And maybe beat his brains out while you at it.

fattu4554 2

No one bothered to consider the doctor laughing.