By Anonymous - 25/06/2013 23:26 - United States

Today, my husband thought it would be funny to mow a penis into our lawn. I guess he forgot my parents are coming over. FML
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zingline89 18

Oh no, he remembered alright

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Mech1989 13

That is insanely funny. Hopefully your parents are pretty easy going.

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reflexion213 11

You're married and live on your own but still pretend to be someone else to your parents? There's more wrong with you than your husband.

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interesting33 36

A lot of people are like that with their parents. In some generations it was typical that parents and children didn't always confide and things and that was just how it was I think.

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reflexion213 11

I'm aware. Doesn't make it any less sad though. A person should be the same regardless of the company around them.

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smb12346 17

Reminds me of this.. Today, we were having a family get together at my house. Because of this, i had to mow our lawn to make sure it looked nice. I got a little bored and decided it would be funny to cut a rather large penis into my yard. right when i finished, i ran out of gas. My 83 year old grandmother saw. FML

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graceinsheepwear 33

yeah but it will look like like a big green cucumber.

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alexsandria83 18

That's hilarious ! I wouldn't be able to stay mad at him:)

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vegeta77 4

Who cares? It's his house. I'd smack your dad in the mouth if he got pissed.

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thatkidhesh 11

your husband is awesome. I wish I had the balls to do that.

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