By Anonymous - 25/06/2013 23:26 - United States

Today, my husband thought it would be funny to mow a penis into our lawn. I guess he forgot my parents are coming over. FML
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zingline89 18

Oh no, he remembered alright

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Mech1989 13

That is insanely funny. Hopefully your parents are pretty easy going.

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worldclassrager 39

Is there still time to mow it down? If not hope they have a good sense of humor...

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chezgigi 7

Is it at least pointing toward the bush?

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LyraAlluse 25

Tell him that he forgot to add the female companion to his masterpiece. Then suggest that he sculpt the hedges in that form.

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Omniprism 14

This is awesome. Can't he just mow it real quick the rest to level it out?

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Maygen 5

Am I the only one who has parents who would think it's hilarious? Also, I'm as equally likely to be the one to mow a penis into the lawn lol

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bobsux 5

Coming over? Or cumming over? If it's the latter, I think that was a smart move

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Broc831 6

how did I not think of this? i have done phallic symbols on dirty cars but a lawn?!?! ahh! I know my next move

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Kc1001 14

that's a manly lawn mower you got there.

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CasualCalvin 13

Good sense of humor?

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