By Cathy - 14/12/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, my husband was choosing an auto insurance. Geico was $500 and Allstate was $200. He chose Geico because it had a 'cute little lizard.' FML
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You deserved it 4 913

Same thing different taste

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...and is that cute little lizard making up the 300.00 difference with the paychecks he's getting from the commericals?

jchansfan 0

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miss2kute31 0

Geico is the insurance. Gekko is the green lizard that Geico uses to advertise their shit...so yeah, they're spelled differently

spiderowner 8

u pay 300$ extra for saying i got the insurance with little lizard

AidanLikesLlamas 0

all I could think while reading this was "isn't it a gecko?"

Haha what an idiot!! maybe you should take care of the finances from now on.

Ray9889 8

Your husband..... Is pure genius.

Haha I probably would have done the same!

ImafukNskittleYO 4

Them damn Geico people choose the lizard for this very reason!

crazyjemjem 6