By Cathy - 14/12/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, my husband was choosing an auto insurance. Geico was $500 and Allstate was $200. He chose Geico because it had a 'cute little lizard.' FML
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liquidbunny 0

...and is that cute little lizard making up the 300.00 difference with the paychecks he's getting from the commericals?

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jchansfan 0

That is awesome. lol :P

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Mob_Hollows 0

it's the accent. gets em every time.

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krackers87 0

Allstate will try to screw you way more than geico will, in all honestly its probably worth the extra money, since Allstate likely wont pay for anything ever. Theres alot of horror stories all over the web about allstate.

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Bucinka 5

El fako. Who in Florida pays $500, let alone $200, for car insurance on what must surely be at least a two-car household? Unless you mean $500/month. Either way, I call bullshit.

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Groucho_fml 5

don't get so damn offended by everything; obviously it was a joke

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Euyup 9

well geiko is better....that's why it's expensive

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immazombeastxD 0

GECKO ya rasta mum, an if ya ge' it wrong I and I wi' tump ya inna ya bloodclut

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TheCountess 4

I'm sure Geico will be pleased to know that their relentless advertising and transparent (to most people, anyway -- OP's husband not included) marketing techniques earned them a sale. To be fair, you often get what you pay for with auto insurance. Perhaps the Geico policy offered better coverage and the husband was just being facetious while citing his reasons to go with Geico?

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