Money: Today, my husband was choosing an auto insurance. Geico was $500...

By Cathy - 14/12/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, my husband was choosing an auto insurance. Geico was $500 and Allstate was $200. He chose Geico because it had a 'cute little lizard.' FML

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By me. - 14/03/2012 15:19 - United States

Today, my husband thought it would be funny to drive my car through a flock of vultures eating road kill. Since a bird hit the mirror and broke it, I now have to pay for a replacement. FML

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By in debt - 01/11/2018 13:30

Today, a tree fell on our 3-month-old family car. Today, I also learned that my husband never insured it. It's probably scrap, and we still have to pay it off for the next 5 years. FML

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By jk2010 - 03/02/2010 17:44 - Israel

Today, I finally removed my car insurance after realizing it costs too much money. Since I then had more money, I went to celebrate with ice cream. On the way, I got hit by a truck. FML

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By missinformed - 18/05/2017 12:00

Today, Geico called to tell me they were canceling my insurance. Someone I don't know got pulled over for drunk-driving and the police wrote down my license plate number instead by accident. Although the DMV says they cleared everything up, Geico still won't believe it wasn't me. FML

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By julesmommy - 08/09/2011 05:36 - United States

Today, my husband used our last $2000 to buy himself a motorcycle. It's supposed to "save us a lot on gas money." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2010 19:41 - United States

Today, I stopped at a yellow light. The guy behind me did not. He had no insurance. FML

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Racketeering

By Anonymous - 25/08/2021 04:01

Today, my car was damaged in an accident. At the garage, I happened to find out that if some big insurance company is paying for the repairs, they only charge half the hourly rate they charge people who have to pay from their own meager salaries. FML

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By Read The Fine Print - 24/11/2012 05:55 - United States - Sylmar

Today, I got into a car accident. The guy wouldn't give me his information, but instead stood there saying, "Like a good neighbor, Statefarm is there." FML

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liquidbunny 0

Monday 14 December 2009 12:25

...and is that cute little lizard making up the 300.00 difference with the paychecks he's getting from the commericals?

jchansfan 0

Monday 14 December 2009 12:20

That is awesome. lol :P

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Coffeebang 17

Saturday 11 February 2012 11:51

HAHA

slimmathers123 10

Tuesday 6 March 2012 21:16

it's a gecko...

guyfawke 5

Wednesday 21 March 2012 6:03

he should at least know that geico has a gecko, not a lizard

Neligee 9

Saturday 5 May 2012 7:48

Hahaha ! My husband did the same : !

yessirre 4

Tuesday 8 May 2012 18:24

Thats how they get you hes a GENIUS! Is the GECKO gonna sit next to you and crack jokes?

newburton13 26

Sunday 20 May 2012 17:01

Wait, so which one of you is the wife again?

yessirre 4

Tuesday 12 June 2012 11:14

Gecko genius

130276 4

Friday 13 July 2012 22:11

advertisement truely does work lol

claira555 5

Friday 28 September 2012 16:18

Marketing at its best. I see they caught another sucker.

tigerlover39 9

Tuesday 6 November 2012 13:32

What about state farm they are pretty good

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