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By Ew?Really? - 04/08/2014 05:42 - United States - Montrose

Today, my husband was disgusted by me expressing breast milk while we were in the shower together. This is the same man who thinks it's funny to pee on my legs because, "It'll wash off." FML
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jackel_love 14

Next time you should pee on him and say "Well, at least it wasn't breast milk".

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ZorroRooster 19

Squirt breast milk into his mouth while he's sleeping the next time he pees on your leg.

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worldclassrager 39

I guess your bodily functions and his are completely different standards...

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VisheshSood 9

I guess that's one way to SHOWER your love on each other

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nitrog100 21

To be fair, his penis has had the same two purposes the entire time you've been together. Your breasts have only recently started expelling fluids. I'm not saying that peeing on your leg isn't a little immature, but you married the guy, so you should be able to appreciate his sense of humor.

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iwadasn 32

Producing milk IS the purpose of breasts. Everything else is just extra.

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rocker_chick23 27

Yeah? Breasts have one main function. To feed a child. Being sexualized is not a primary function of breasts and OP's husband needs to grow the **** up

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Aero_x 21

Breast milk has many positive benefits that are not just limited to babies :)

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atrandom 11

This sounds exactly like my husband and I. He even asked me if I wrote it.

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lmarty 3

Sounds exactly like my boyfriend and me! Lol glad we arnt the only ones

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Headcrab 29

'expressing' breastmilk? what did you do, write a poem?

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rocker_chick23 27

It means she squeezed out breast milk.

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MSbear456 5

I think she may have meant to put expelling, not expressing.

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mikbrooke 25

#61 & #66. express also means to press out liquid or air. maybe you should know your definitions before you say something.

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rocker_chick23 27

#66:No, she meant expressing breast milk. I had to express my milk in the shower when I had a blocked duct. Look it up, if you don't believe me.

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BobbieH 19

She meant expressing not expelling. Medically, expelling doesn't apply to lactation. It is a different functional process.

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

I will never get why people get repulsed by breast milk when they happily drink milk coming from a cow's udder. It's kinda sad that your husband is disgusted by something so natural and used to feed his child.

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