By Ew?Really? - 04/08/2014 05:42 - United States - Montrose

Today, my husband was disgusted by me expressing breast milk while we were in the shower together. This is the same man who thinks it's funny to pee on my legs because, "It'll wash off." FML
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Same thing different taste

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jackel_love 14

Next time you should pee on him and say "Well, at least it wasn't breast milk".

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ks23 9

Pee on him and see if he likes that better

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lumpyspacequeen 11

I don't see your problem. He sounds like the breast husband ever.

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Soundslikeothers 15

Ya'll are into some weird shit, I like it!

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killer0689 20

you should have peed on him instead of that..

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Enkeria 30

Reminds me of a dog claiming it's territory.

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martin8337 35

I suppose silence isn't the only thing that is golden anymore. Breast wishes.

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marcelmg 10

Make him some coffee with your special milk. See if he likes it that way!

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