Health: Today, my husband went in for surgery and handed me an important...

By WoWWidow - 02/09/2011 08:02 - United States

Today, my husband went in for surgery and handed me an important document. It wasn't a will or anything similar, but a list of items and gold he wanted passed on to guild members on World of Warcraft. FML

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By Lady Cuntsnatch of Fallopia - 04/01/2015 01:30 - United States - Yuba City

Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML

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By newmother - 05/12/2010 13:38 - Australia

Today, I went into labor with my first child, and as much as I pleaded, I had to wait for my husband to finish his raid in World of Warcraft before he'd take me to the hospital. FML

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By Marie - 17/10/2012 05:16 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, it was my 2 year anniversary with my boyfriend. As we were about to exchange gifts, he got a call and said he had to go home immediately. What was the emergency? His guild leader couldn't find another healer to finish a raid and promised my boyfriend gear if he would step up. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2012 06:32 - United States - Madison

Today, my husband quit his job as a university professor and picked up the graveyard shift at a rat farm so he could have more time during the day to play World of Warcraft. FML

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By sasquatch21 - 21/02/2010 13:36 - Bahrain

Today, I realized that my husband has a video games addiction. I am currently pregnant; he brought us to the same country he's in so we can finally live together, only for me to witness him being glued to his laptop all day and all night playing WoW. He's forgotten I even existed. FML

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By fuckmylife - 02/02/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2013 17:20 - United States

Today, I tried to prove to my girlfriend how much I've matured and that our relationship comes before anything else in my life. So I went to delete my character in World of Warcraft. I tried to confirm it, but I couldn't, breaking down in tears instead. FML

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By dumpedovergame - 06/07/2009 10:51 - United States

Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 05:20 - United States

Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML

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You deserved it 53 783

angelchvz94 2

Friday 2 September 2011 16:01

He's given you an important task, don't screw it up. The World, of Warcraft needs you!!

schpanki 11

Friday 2 September 2011 16:03

But how can someone with no life die?

Comments

MRVOlivia 22

Sunday 4 September 2011 23:04

YDI for marrying that sick bastard. EVERYONE knows that rune scape is better!

chrisg2001 3

Monday 5 September 2011 15:25

Am I on the list.. Hahaha. That's too funny.

kcTheGreatOne 2

Monday 5 September 2011 18:04

its probably best he doesn't make it lol the world has enough priority-confused, lazy gamers, without him.. just sayin :P

kcTheGreatOne 2

Monday 5 September 2011 18:10

191- beebow..really you just compared a game characters actions to an actual living breathing athlete. hah. perhaps gaming has begun to destroy your mind. your reality seems a lil cloudy lol

Oobutwo 5

Tuesday 6 September 2011 15:37

Plain and simple... Pure WIN!!!

dazza221 1

Thursday 8 September 2011 4:32

Go wow :)

cdogLuvs2golf 0

Monday 12 September 2011 5:18

W.O.W. are u kidding mw2 and black ops are in now and hope he feels better.

THeroinCZ 10

Wednesday 2 November 2011 13:42

I would do exactly the same ;)

Kadaver 1

Saturday 9 June 2012 8:48

That sounds like something I would do! Lol! Just because you play World of Warcraft doesn't mean you have no life. :P Sometimes Azeroth has more appeal than real life.