By oliveoyl - 23/07/2011 04:05 - United States

Today, my husband, who is in the Navy, had a couple of his sailor friends over to hang out. The stereotype about their swearing is true. My two year old now won't stop saying "Fuck." FML
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IAm1AwesomeChick 7

Did you tell them to stop swearing in front of your kid? why wouldn't you take your kid in a different room?

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usnwife 18

especially if they are in base housing, moving rooms won't help, those walls are so thin I could hear our neighbors brush their teeth! I'm always on to my husband about language with a 1 & 2 yr old at home, he does pretty good switching between "work" and "home" but some of his friends... I feel your pain OP!

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Sesh54 7

**** **** FUCKITY **** **** ****

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metallicshadow 16

well he was bound to learn it eventually...i learned it when i was like 5 or 6 thanks to my older sister

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MatGag17895 11

I guess your son will ve in the Navy later...

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Daederoth 10

Hey hey hey, you think the other stereotype about sailors is true about your husband and his friends?

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IsBitchBetter 1

OP should have removed the two year old from the situation. Likewise, grown ass men should have enough common sense to not say "****" in front of someone's child.

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malibu26 1

I'm assuming you haven't spent much time around people in the military. It is a normal and natural way of talking for them at work and not always that easy to just switch off.

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smartness 6

You would think that adults in the Navy would be smart enough to watch their mouths when around young children.....

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ssaammiiee 5

wow... that is sad. Next time don't be afraid to ask them to stop!

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iLoveBoobies21 0

mommy come ****** wipe me!

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