By Maggie - 18/03/2013 19:38 - United States

Today, my husband woke up, rolled over, and said, "Good morning, beautiful." He hasn't called me that in months, but as I was about to reply, I realized he was talking to his pet turtle, not me. FML
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sarah6786 14

Next time when you wake up roll over and say "good morning sexy" to your vibrator.

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chelsearenaeee 16

Turtles can be pretty cute.

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iAmLauRawr 10

Maybe your beauty reflected off the turtle's shell Op! Theres hope left! :o That. Or you got a guy with a turtle fettish ;_;

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scarface90 8

It's official, the turtle has more game than you!!

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noelasis94 18

Sleep naked painted as a turtle, then he'll give you some loving.

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laya_fml 26

You know the saying, "A man and his turtle" Wait, is that not a saying?

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jonn090 13

No, it's more like, Me and my right hand.

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Underestimateme 6

Reminds me of Crabman from My Name Is Earl

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noelasis94 18

Great show, who wouldn't want to be taught about karma?

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zandalee 19

You need to work at getting under his shell OP. Sleep in a Ninja Turtles onesie with nipple cut-outs.

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TrueTriage 16

If you're talking about asdf movies it's "I like trains." If not. Disregard this statement and buy some chocolates

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