By Maggie - 18/03/2013 19:38 - United States

Today, my husband woke up, rolled over, and said, "Good morning, beautiful." He hasn't called me that in months, but as I was about to reply, I realized he was talking to his pet turtle, not me. FML
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sarah6786 14

Next time when you wake up roll over and say "good morning sexy" to your vibrator.

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chelsearenaeee 16

Turtles can be pretty cute.

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karlcolt45 19

yurtle is gonna have a high self esteem day

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A7XCamaro 19

30- It's a YouTube clip of a kid that had his face painted like a zombie, when he was asked about the paint he said "I like turtles"

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amykins11 6

I call my turtle handsome all the time...turtles rock... Unless he was singing to his turtle about how he loves her more than you I wouldn't worry

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happylappy 21

Am I the only one who thinks this is oddly cute?

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WrongRomance 11

Your husband sounds like a pretty lame partner. Competing with a turtle for affection is not an ideal marriage.

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upallnight11 19

Maybe he's trying to make you jealous?

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DanielleinDC 33

Wow. I'm guessing he did not name the turtle Beautiful. Guess you can always say, "Hello, lover" to your vibrator, as someone else suggested.

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