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By creeped out - 12/06/2012 18:28 - United States - Smithtown

Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML

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By boohoo - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Netherlands - Amstelveen

Today, I was on a date with a very intelligent and handsome guy. I was so nervous that when he was telling me about his twin sister, I asked him if they were identical twins. FML

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By ohemgee23 - 19/02/2010 05:31 - United States

Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2013 15:20 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML

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By ellarose - 10/04/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, I walked over to join a group of friends and heard them talking about how hot some guy was but how ugly his sister was. I asked who they were talking about and there was an awkward silence, they hadn't realized I was there. Apparently, they were talking about my brother. FML

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By PLU - 27/01/2011 00:57 - Canada

Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2012 18:15 - United States

Today, I saw my girlfriend at the store and joyfully greeted her. She got really mad at me - it was her identical twin sister, who I still cannot tell apart from my girlfriend. We've been dating for three years. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 21:40 - United States - De Forest

Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML

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By Kjer - 24/03/2013 00:38 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, my family and I were visiting an aunt. While helping my aunt to set the table, my sister remarked that from behind I look exactly like her. I reflexively blurted out, "Well fuck you too." Very awkward silence. FML

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By the2girls - 09/08/2011 16:08 - Canada

Today, I was walking to get ice-cream with my boyfriend. When we were ordering our cone, the girl who was scooping it said to my boyfriend, "Hey I know you! You're the one who slept with my sister-in-law the other night." FML

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By SayCheese - 02/04/2013 22:52 - Canada - Prince George

Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML

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tehrealone 6

Wednesday 13 June 2012 0:19

Prove him wrong!

NIRVANA1990s 1

Wednesday 13 June 2012 0:18

ha! I'd be scarred forever

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CheerBaby97 9

Wednesday 13 June 2012 0:50

lol yeah he got that off twitter

KickItHigh 32

Wednesday 13 June 2012 8:57

If anything, it's probably from tumblr. All the stupid shit comes from Tumblr anyways.

CessnaPilot 5

Wednesday 13 June 2012 1:08

If I had an identical twin brother, I would fix that with tattoos.

BunnyRose 11

Wednesday 13 June 2012 1:11

Just cause your faces are identical doesn't mean that your bodies are identical.

Xquisite1 28

Wednesday 13 June 2012 1:11

First off they may have different breast or even ass sizes for one, so all of the ones who had smart comments or thumbs down for me can kiss my ass! And eat my pussy while you're at it. Stupid bitches...

poofybubbles43 0

Wednesday 13 June 2012 1:13

hahahaha.. that's hilarious!

thecovert 7

Wednesday 13 June 2012 1:19

LMAO! He's right, ya know.

Anubis_81 21

Wednesday 13 June 2012 1:19

Well he does, right? Sure like to know what he is seeing though. ;)

reallytho3 11

Wednesday 13 June 2012 1:23

I'm sure op will see the humor once she recovers herself lol

xJAMAJx 3

Wednesday 13 June 2012 1:26

Awkward

onelove858 5

Wednesday 13 June 2012 1:41

"and from what I've heard from my sister I'd be disappointed to see you naked"

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