By Anonymous - 29/09/2014 12:06 - United States - Vallejo

Today, my insomnia wins. I'm too wired and awake to sleep, but too stoned on my sleeping pills to get up and do something productive. FML
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MRP360 14

this is your chance to write the script for alice in wonderland 2, we all know the writers were on some shit

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cinskeep43 15

Nah write an original movie too many remakes and sequels

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knoxxx 22

Try reading some Charles Dickens. I never even make it through ten pages without falling asleep.

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Marelena20 23

try lavender oil.. I heard it's good for insomnia :) just rub some under your nose and on your forehead and go to sleep :)

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oJoy 11

I had this happen to me a couple of times :(

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mba2804 2

try listening to classical music as you are going to sleep

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jeanyrios 10

Been there done that...

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KaneHunter 22

I know how that feels *hugs OP* I hope it's only insomnia and not narcolepsy :/

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mary_13 26

#53 Do you know what narcolepsy is ?

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worldclassrager 39

I'd suggest a few things but it has already been done

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TheDevilWearsJoe 8

Just rock back and forth.

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Nthabz 8

I can relate, OP. I used to be on some that made me do and say all sorts of things that I normally wouldn't. And that only got me into trouble the next day...including but not limited to inviting my Spanish teacher and her 10yr old son to come live with me for 15 days and ordering detox junk from my personal trainer brother in law which I had no interest in taking. R1000 later. I then went onto a 'mild' one now...guess what? I've just finished cleaning my whole house - literally 2min ago. And this isn't the first or second or third time this is happening. It's almost everyday...FML

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