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By Anonymous - 19/01/2012 15:42 - United States

Today, my job at a luxurious retirement community was terminated when I ran over an old lady with my work golf cart. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2012 00:46 - United States - Detroit

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By peachesthepigeon - 19/01/2011 18:54 - United States

Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2013 17:38 - United States - Monroe

Today, an old lady steamrolled over my foot with her wheelchair, then laughed as she slowly rolled away, leaving my toes in ruins. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2011 17:26 - United States

Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML

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By fml - 05/02/2009 11:41 - United States

Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML

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Danny0522 8

Thursday 19 January 2012 19:06

Well... Whose fault was that??

zoPwNAgEzo 21

Thursday 19 January 2012 19:08

*red forman voice* dumbass

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WorldsGhost 2

Friday 20 January 2012 8:39

Respect your elders!

Okayitwasme 0

Friday 20 January 2012 8:55

We're the breakes faulty? Or was she moving fast with her walker.

funkmastafranz 0

Friday 20 January 2012 11:23

She was on her way out anyways ;P

snafu63 0

Friday 20 January 2012 13:11

Boss: You hit that woman! OP: She shouldn't have been standing there.

islander03 5

Friday 20 January 2012 13:55

uh ... duh! what the hell did you expect? a raise? a pat on the back. if that was a family member of mine i'd be so angry but at least youre not facing injury charges

InUrArea 4

Friday 20 January 2012 19:27

Yeah I would have fired you too

eatsleepjb 8

Friday 20 January 2012 19:55

What did you expect?

tdotk1d 6

Friday 20 January 2012 22:15

how dare they fire you for not taking care of the elderly, but hurting them! you should definetly be promoted instead of being fired, what were they thinking!??!

TerraB 5

Friday 20 January 2012 22:40

First world problems.

cami28 0

Friday 20 January 2012 22:55

You deserve it

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