Work: Today, my job at a luxurious retirement community was terminated...

By Anonymous - 19/01/2012 15:42 - United States

Today, my job at a luxurious retirement community was terminated when I ran over an old lady with my work golf cart. FML

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By Branman2480 - 19/09/2011 05:09 - United States

Today, while I was working at the golf course, two kids stole a golf cart and pulled a snowboard behind it. When I tried to stop them, they ran me over. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2012 00:46 - United States - Detroit

Today, it was my first day at my new job at a nursing home. Not only were we short staffed, two residents passed away, and I got beaten up by an old man. FML

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By Ex-Employee - 31/07/2016 02:14 - United States

Today, my boss fired me for causing a "commotion" at work while running the vacuum. FML

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By lions214 - 11/01/2012 01:40 - United States

Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML

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By Volunteer - 13/09/2013 22:24 - United States - Elwood

Today, I got fired from my volunteer job. FML

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Thanks, but no thanks

By Anonymous - 29/09/2019 02:01

Today, I got fired from the community service I was doing out of kindness. FML

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You deserved it 297

FREAKOUT!

By peachesthepigeon - 19/01/2011 18:54 - United States

Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2013 17:38 - United States - Monroe

Today, an old lady steamrolled over my foot with her wheelchair, then laughed as she slowly rolled away, leaving my toes in ruins. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2011 17:26 - United States

Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML

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By fml - 05/02/2009 11:41 - United States

Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML

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You deserved it 10 950

Danny0522 8

Thursday 19 January 2012 19:06

Well... Whose fault was that??

zoPwNAgEzo 21

Thursday 19 January 2012 19:08

*red forman voice* dumbass

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xXEmzzXx 0

Friday 20 January 2012 4:59

*wild old lady appears*

Fmlsea 28

Friday 20 January 2012 5:00

Poor old lady , ur lucky that all u got was fired and not a law suit

pjkrit 0

Friday 20 January 2012 5:02

The old lady took a golf cart to the knee.

The_Mooinator 4

Friday 20 January 2012 5:02

T-Pain is at it again.

Candilove32 0

Friday 20 January 2012 5:08

Hopefully the woman is ok and seriously was there like no way around her .. ?

kaycee1996 5

Friday 20 January 2012 5:31

OMG! Is she alright?

Chris26581 0

Friday 20 January 2012 5:40

You should have just kept going its not like she was going to catch you

ReNaE96 2

Friday 20 January 2012 6:01

Who's fault is that ps.it's your fault

ouchie1013 0

Friday 20 January 2012 6:14

is she dead! that poor old lady!

SAgirl 13

Friday 20 January 2012 6:36

She slow, the Cart is slow and seems your slow in the head aswell.

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Today, my wife dragged me to the bathroom, promising to "show something hot." Not that I was in the mood, but okay. She took off her pants, sat on a toilet, and demanded that I tell her about my day. She wanted me to entertain her while she was taking a dump. FML

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Today, during my staff Google Meet conference, I forgot to mute my mic when I joined and I was still listening to a true crime podcast. I started to notice people's confused looks and realized they were all hearing the details of the bodies found. FML

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Today, I found out where my sister's pet lizard escaped to. I also found out that the little shit likes to hide in dark, cold places. I discovered this when I heard the bastard squeal as I started the lawnmower. FML

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Today, my son was having a hard time mentally, and asked my wife if she loved him as much as she loved her biological children. She straight up told him not to be stupid, because of course she doesn’t love a step-kid as much as she loves her "real kids." FML

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Today, my five-year-old daughter came home from school. It's cold and she was very tired. I said, "Take off your socks and blow your nose." She took off her socks and blew her nose into them. FML

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Today, I asked my girlfriend if she had ever broken up with anyone. She said, "Yes. You." and walked off. FML

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Today, it was my first time having a make out session with my boyfriend. I got so nervous that a few minutes into it, I had to stop to take my inhaler. This happened twice more afterwards. FML

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Today, my fiancé and I attempted to have sex in my childhood bedroom. As we were falling onto the bed, I smacked my head on the wall, which caused a shelf of stuffed toys to fall onto the bed. Not only did it kill the mood, the shelf also hit me in the face. FML

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FREAKOUT!

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