Miscellaneous: Today, my kitchen is flooded, and according to my landlord, this...

By Anonymous - 08/06/2011 11:22 - France

Today, my kitchen is flooded, and according to my landlord, this is normal, because it rained last night. Funny, I thought the purpose of a roof was to stop water from getting in. Guess I was wrong. Silly me. FML

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Today, I found out that the peaceful rain I'd been listening to all night was really a broken water-main flooding my entire yard. FML

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By sproket - 11/04/2011 23:37

Today, the maintenance man 'fixed' a leak in my apartment by flooding the place. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 21:40 - Denmark

Today, the weather man announced that today's forecast will include heavy rain and hail in my city. Normally, this wouldn't be a big deal. However, my house has no roof at the moment. FML

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By Zanquis - 30/12/2016 19:04

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By dripdripdrop - 26/01/2010 18:44 - United States

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By waterlogged - 22/09/2010 04:14 - United States

Today, my entire region received record rainfall, with torrential downpours all day and night. Today was also the day I discovered my car's sunroof leaks, when I was greeted with two inches of standing water in my floorboards. FML

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Wednesday 8 June 2011 16:17

No, how could you be so mistaken? The purpose of a roof is for protecting basilisks, he who should not be named, an other demonic forces from crossing over into the mortal world.

enonymous 8

Wednesday 8 June 2011 16:22

My roof only protects me from the Government stealing my grandma's cookie recipe.

Comments

mariahjoomeh 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 21:05

Tee hee, silly you OP.

chocolatedream 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 21:17

this is the first fml that has made me lol hahahahahahahahahaha I love sarcasm! :)

xx_Sarah_xxxxx 6

Wednesday 8 June 2011 21:42

buy some wellies! problem solved haha

Acadania 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 21:59

silly op!

polysyllabist 3

Wednesday 8 June 2011 22:47

I didn't know landlords could stipulate that you rent a place "as is"

Lidiya8lml 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 22:51

your landlord is really stupid. Did he/she get a 2nd grade education?

TheIronWaffle 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 23:16

silly homeowner is silly

Lehk 9

Wednesday 8 June 2011 23:44

don't pay any rent until it's fixed, deduct the cost of any of your property damaged by the rain from the amount you do pay when the fix is complete, if you landlord tries to give you shit about this, wreck the place and refuse to leave until the get a court eviction.