I love fat chicks.

It's all about you, isn't it? Poor hamster.

haha suckz 4 ur ass

YDI for being a sad sack that makes everything about you. I almost wish I'd drowned myself instead of reading your post. Seriously, you are taking the death of an obviously stupid animal way too personally. If you think you are horrible, change and then stop projecting your own lack of self-worth into a rodent.

You should have taught you hamster to swim. Don't make that mistake on the next one, or get it a water bottle. glub, glub, glub...

That's what you get for not teaching him how to swim. Tsk tsk tsk.

Exactly how deep was your water bowl for the poor thing?

Hamsters don't live very ling anyways. They are more prone to nipping at fingers more than other pet rodents. Rats make great pets. They are affectionate, intelligent, learn to come when you call their name and can learn simple tricks.

I feel his pain. You're trapped in a cage and a giant that outweighs you a thousand to one hovers over you whining about her shit life while inundating you with the noxious gases of her foul breath. If he had access to a mini-shotgun, I'm sure he'd have blown out his brains with it. After reading your self-indulgent, whiny, pitiful story, I find my will to live ebbing away.

Now op, i told you that swimming pools are NOT water bowls.. Geez.