By Anonymous - 16/06/2014 16:33 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, my laziness reached an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school and had spilled all the contents of my backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of my sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in my dream. FML
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worldclassrager 39

It's a dream...it's not actually cleaning...

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imbatmanfir 15

That's pretty funny though

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mkayden 23

I'm kind of jealous OP, I wish I could lucid dream!

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Agtthepw 21

Yes and next time, instead of waking up, OP can just makes someone else clean the mess in his dream.

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Siettadulce 21

I've never been able to wake myself up from a dream, that's an awesome skill OP!

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91hayek 31

Would be especially useful in nightmares.

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ill_Will95 9

Ive been able to tell mysself "Hey dummy its a dream. Wakeup you idiot."

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PenguinBitch 43

Next time snap your fingers like Mary Poppins and you won't have a mess no more. :)

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Soundslikeothers 15

That's like when I have a dream when I'm about to exercise. I like well time to wake up and go lye down on the couch

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