Kids: Today, my little brother went through all the artistic anatomy...

By Anonymous - 31/01/2012 05:16 - United States

Today, my little brother went through all the artistic anatomy reference books and colored in all the nipples and penises with a bright pink sharpie. These books were from the library. FML

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By epiiphany - 16/12/2009 23:01 - United States

Today, my little brother got mad at me, so he colored the entire screen of my new iPod Touch with a black sharpie. FML

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By mafiaguy800 - 27/08/2019 14:00

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 13:44 - Canada

Today, I finished a big painting for art class. It's also the day my little brother decided it didn't have enough puke on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2009 00:02 - United States

Today, my mom went snooping through my art bin to "clean out my old drawings". She found numerous nude pieces and accused me of selling porn. My mom mistook and threw out 57 anatomy practice sketches that I worked very very hard on, and ripped up the remainder of my drawings. FML

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By OhGreat - 30/04/2011 20:30 - United States

Today, my dad went through my room while I was out and threw away the "inappropriate pictures" that he found. They're the nudes I've been working on for art class. FML

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By mr.palendrome - 06/03/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML

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edgestr 2

Tuesday 31 January 2012 11:53

Sounds like someone has a sexually curious brother. But ya that sucks.

amyjadee 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 11:56

He is a little SOPA, censoring everything.

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khaya 9

Tuesday 31 January 2012 13:17

You must be looking forward to an interesting chat with the librarian.

TheRealBrianGrif 7

Tuesday 31 January 2012 13:33

That's so Kitsch

fmessiah 19

Tuesday 31 January 2012 13:45

Time to bust out the white out (correction fluid, liquid paper or whatever the hell you call it there) then redraw the required items.

dethrone_royalty 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 14:33

SOPA in training jst censoring out his bit of the world

Burrito_Time 5

Tuesday 31 January 2012 14:35

What's next make them pop out!!!

mamacakes25 6

Tuesday 31 January 2012 14:35

they prob wont notice they never seem to look just drop them in the outside box. I'm sure the next person to check it out will be amused haha.

jaredofmo 22

Tuesday 31 January 2012 14:46

Don't tell them. Just return them...

baggynose 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 15:06

I like dick

THE_A_TEEN 27

Tuesday 31 January 2012 15:18

Psst...dude, I like dick and vag. But you didn't hear it from me...

teague95 16

Tuesday 31 January 2012 15:56

judging by your picture 48 I believe that

Bajee 10

Tuesday 31 January 2012 15:20

YDI for not keeping the book safe.

Maartje 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 15:51

Maybe this is the right time for 'the talk' ?

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