Kids: Today, my little brother went through all the artistic anatomy...

By Anonymous - 31/01/2012 05:16 - United States

Today, my little brother went through all the artistic anatomy reference books and colored in all the nipples and penises with a bright pink sharpie. These books were from the library. FML

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By Natalie - 02/03/2010 22:05 - Canada

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By fucker43 - 02/06/2013 06:11 - United States - Atlanta

Today, my friend made an effort to draw a penis on every page in my analysis textbook in pen. I have to return this tomorrow. FML

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By epiiphany - 16/12/2009 23:01 - United States

Today, my little brother got mad at me, so he colored the entire screen of my new iPod Touch with a black sharpie. FML

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By ~~~ - 29/06/2014 17:08 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, after nearly three weeks of hard work, I finally completed my best drawing yet, a self-portrait. I was incredibly excited to take it to class tomorrow. That is, until I came home from a walk later on, only to find my brother had drawn a stick figure on it, wanking into my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2014 16:09 - United Kingdom - Crawley

Today, my brother decided to help me artificially age some of my artwork by singeing the edges slightly. Apparently "my brother set fire to my homework" isn't a valid excuse. FML

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By mafiaguy800 - 27/08/2019 14:00

Today, I woke up to see my four year-old brother with a sharpie, trying to play “Connect the Dots” with my acne. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 13:44 - Canada

Today, I finished a big painting for art class. It's also the day my little brother decided it didn't have enough puke on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2009 00:02 - United States

Today, my mom went snooping through my art bin to "clean out my old drawings". She found numerous nude pieces and accused me of selling porn. My mom mistook and threw out 57 anatomy practice sketches that I worked very very hard on, and ripped up the remainder of my drawings. FML

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By OhGreat - 30/04/2011 20:30 - United States

Today, my dad went through my room while I was out and threw away the "inappropriate pictures" that he found. They're the nudes I've been working on for art class. FML

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By mr.palendrome - 06/03/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML

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edgestr 2

Tuesday 31 January 2012 11:53

Sounds like someone has a sexually curious brother. But ya that sucks.

amyjadee 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 11:56

He is a little SOPA, censoring everything.

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pandalover00 0

Wednesday 1 February 2012 2:30

Wow!

bizarre_ftw 21

Wednesday 1 February 2012 4:27

Inform your parents that they'll be paying for them and you'll be off the hook for the money and he'll be grounded until he can pay them back (or something to the like)

sweettpie129 11

Wednesday 1 February 2012 5:25

Haha when my family was in Italy this summer we bought those boxers with the like statue penis on it and when we dropped my older brother off at his boarding school my other brother and I put one pair on the flag pole and the other out his window. We got in serious shit but it was so worth it.

paschale 7

Wednesday 1 February 2012 14:18

Why do Americans always use brand names for things and assume everyone in the world knows what a 'sharpy' is?

Krulin 8

Thursday 2 February 2012 2:52

Jeesus, it's bright pink, can draw on stuff, and is used for colouring! What could it possibly be? Is it "a squirrel's corpse"? Unfortunately, non-Americans will never know.

iBiteRoses 22

Monday 5 November 2012 17:25

Why do non-Americans always assume that Americans are the only ones that do anything wrong? Also, if Americans are the only ones that use names for stuff that people from other countries don't know, then please explain to me, an American citizen, exactly what in the actual **** is a Marmite?

hyden121 2

Thursday 2 February 2012 6:41

Well, now they really are the "highlights" of the book.

Lexx9 1

Friday 3 February 2012 5:04

I don't know if this will help, but my mother was highlighting something the other day and made a mistake. She took a q-tip and dipped it in Chlorox Bleach and rubbed it on the paper, the highlighter dissolved but the ink did not... it might work...