Kids: Today, my little sister asked if she could play on my laptop,... - FML

By anotherhuman - 30/11/2014 05:48 - United States - Tampa

Today, my little sister asked if she could play on my laptop, but I said no because I was writing an essay for school. She then bit herself hard and showed the mark to our parents, saying I did it. As they bitched me out, my sister got on my laptop and deleted my half-finished essay. FML

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anotherhuman 31

Thursday 11 June 2015 9:41

It's okay you guys, I got it all sorted out not too long after I submitted this FML. My little sister got in trouble and I received more time on my essay which I passed so everything turned out great on this one. ^__^

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Teens_forever15 9

Sunday 30 November 2014 23:58

I would have killed her...

JMichael 25

Monday 1 December 2014 0:00

Megan?

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Kramer1998 20

Monday 1 December 2014 4:33

What a dick, I remember my sister tried to pull this shit and she got whooped, your parents must be really gullible

Animekid126 13

Monday 1 December 2014 4:34

O

teentee401 36

Monday 1 December 2014 4:41

What's the difference?

jake238 9

Monday 1 December 2014 4:42

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ThongWarrior 17

Monday 1 December 2014 4:45

Today, my big sister bit my hand and thought it was funny. As My parents got mad at her I went to play on her laptop but deleted her school essay by mistake, im next in turn to get scolded. FML... Hmm?

amansingh 8

Monday 1 December 2014 4:47

ladies and gentlemen of FML...Satan's child had been located...units: prepare for quarantine.

fuggotmuggot 14

Monday 1 December 2014 4:51

You should explain to your parents.

redstone7693 29

Monday 1 December 2014 5:02

your sisters ******* retatded

ThePols 11

Tuesday 2 December 2014 12:54

Read that with a Boston accent. Not disappointed.

Ki11erC 18

Monday 1 December 2014 5:19

Getting the document back is piss easy these days. Doubt she did a DoD standard low level wipe, if so you might find it quicker to start over .

skyfall007_fml 11

Monday 1 December 2014 5:19

Pure evil

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