Kids: Today, my little sister asked me what she would look like when...

By Misty3242 - 06/02/2010 08:15 - United States

Today, my little sister asked me what she would look like when she got older. I told her that she would probably look a lot like me. She started to cry. FML

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By ambiiii - 20/08/2015 03:25 - United States - Marble Falls

Today, my niece started crying because she thought that someday she'll look like me. FML

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By NextAmericanIdol? - 08/08/2013 04:09 - United States - Bowie

Today, I had to put my little sister to bed. Usually my mom sings her a lullaby before she puts her to sleep, so I did too. After I finished the song, my sister looked me dead in the eyes and said, "This is why I tell people we aren't related." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2014 18:25 - Philippines - Quezon City

Today, I asked my grandmother what she looked like when she was young. She casually replied, "I was ugly, sweetie. Just like you." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 21:54 - United Kingdom - Southend

Today, my little sister came up to me and said, "Aww, don't be sad. Even ugly people can get boyfriends." She then smiled, patted my back, and walked off. I wasn't actually sad before, but I am now. FML

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By MH. - 24/01/2014 12:36 - Norway - Sandnes

Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML

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By Alexa23 - 15/03/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML

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By wowgranny - 22/12/2016 20:08 - United States - Tooele

Today, my grandma told me that I'm starting to look like my sister. I jokingly replied, "Uh-oh I'm in trouble then." She gave me a very disapproving look and said, "You should be happy. She's beautiful, unlike you." FML

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By loserwithlice - 26/07/2009 18:58 - United States

Today, I told my 8 year-old daughter that she looks a lot like mommy. Now she won't come out of her room because she thinks she's ugly. FML

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By lawdy - 21/05/2017 20:00

Today, I told my daughter that she's going to be a big sister, because there is a baby growing in my tummy. She's been sobbing because I can't convince her that I didn't eat a baby. FML

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By -_- - 12/01/2014 08:03 - United States

Today, my wife told my 7-year-old son that he looks just like me. He began crying and said, "I don't want to be ugly like him." FML

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swaneh 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 16:10

Nothing like a cold dose of reality in your younger years, eh?

perdix 29

Saturday 6 February 2010 16:15

Tell her if she learns to drink a lot, forget how to say "no" and make good sammiches, she'll be able to get by.

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sophieeee0ooo 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:23

gutted

likeomgwhat 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 4:01

ishhokkayy .... :/ you cant pick your genes

omgtooweird 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 6:00

awwww man that means u must be ugly cause kids dont lie bout that shit...?

theskhighisblu 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 6:49

haha, possibly

xsi0pao 0

Monday 8 February 2010 6:36

dayummm you must be hella ugly to actually make her cry

ElleFML 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 5:13

damn rude man, so what if she's ugly? at least she beats you at any beauty contest. j/k funny though.

newmanlyman3 8

Tuesday 9 February 2010 6:24

that happened to me many times

swkisses5 0

Friday 12 February 2010 8:05

lol ummm wow thank God i'm cute and my sisters are too lol

haralynn 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 4:07

my sister did the same thing. lol

jeydonwaleiscute 0

Sunday 21 March 2010 2:40

you diserve it fir being ugly

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Today, my mom screeched at me about my pillowcase being dirty and finished off one long rant with an irate, "Who raised you to be such a pig?" Her anger multiplied by ten when I asked if it was a trick question. FML

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