By The Horrible Older Sister - 02/09/2012 10:07 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my little sister came home crying because someone had shown her a video about the Slender Man. Trying to calm her down, I explained to her that he wasn't real, just like Santa Claus. She looked up at me and said "Santa's not real?" It's been 3 hours, and she hasn't stopped crying. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Oh great. First she gets the shit scared out of her, and then you ruin her childhood. Why don't you just tell her there's no Easter Bunny and Tooth Fairy and get it over with.

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Yeah, get out more. Into the parks. At night. With a video camera.

My parents never told me he if Santa was real or not. They just bought presents and let me assume they were from him.

BeforeItWasCool 12

In 2009 SA forum launched a competition to create a paranormal phenomenon. Slendy was one of the entries. A back story developed, fabricated evidence, and so began Slenderman as one of the greats of internet memes. People became obsessed, a fake documentary was made, and seeing as SA forums, (SomethingAwful Forums) isn't exactly the biggest forum on the web, not many people heard of it's origin. A lot of people still believe Slendy to be real. But a little research quickly proves he's fiction. Of course, the creator was something of a genius. Slenderman is pretty awesome!

And then we find out OPs "little" sister is 15.

andy11611 10

She's 11 actually..... -____-

tHeDaRkNeSs006 10

He has been in German mythology also. Like Bigfoot or Nessie just one of those things people are curious about.

BeforeItWasCool 12

45- I believe the German mythology you refer to was also fabricated. It came in the form of a woodcutting, by an artist who was most famed for realistic cuttings, and the appearance of a beast, similar to slender's description, was unusual for the artist. There's an article about 100 pages in on the google search for SlenderMan where a historian proves the cutting is fake.

I've never even heard of "slender man".

anime_niac 4

Trust me, he is the scariest dude out there! I couldn't sleep for a week. Even though he stalks little kids in the forest, I still freak out because of him

tHeDaRkNeSs006 10

Check out Der Gobbman or Der Grossman same story different spelling. Yes, I know of the wood cutting story. Creepypasta also has good stories fiction yes, but still a good scare.

Should have used another example... This is sort of a YDI, but I guess we all say stuff without thinking sometimes.