Intimacy: Today, my little sister complained about a young boy in her class...

By greatly disturbed - 07/03/2015 19:09 - United States - Elk Grove

Today, my little sister complained about a young boy in her class always pulling her hair. She asked when boys will stop doing it. My mom replied, "They won't, even when they're grown-ups," then looked over at my dad and shared a dirty smirk. FML

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By Black Cat 13 - 04/09/2010 06:52 - United States

Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2013 04:48 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my little brother grabbed my boobs and wouldn't let go until I pried his hands off. When I told my mom, her response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid who doesn't know any better." He's 14 years-old. FML

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By joe - 23/06/2013 23:36 - United States - Easton

Today, I was teasing my 6-year-old sister about having a boyfriend. I asked her, "Did he take his shirt off?" She promptly said no. A few minutes later, she said, "But he did take his pants off." I then asked why. She said, "To show me his penis." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2013 04:59 - Canada - Newmarket

Today, my daughter asked me to get her razors. When my 19-year-old son saw them he asked what they were for, to which my daughter replied, "For my armpits." My son then said, "Girls don't grow armpit hair." FML

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Never ever

By notgettinsome - 10/11/2013 06:15 - Australia

Today, my mother was scolding my youngest sister for having unprotected sex with yet another partner. She continued with, "Why can't you be like your brother and just never have sex?" I'm 22, and she's not wrong. FML

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By Bad Mommy - 21/06/2012 05:40 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I found out from her teacher that my daughter in kindergarten gets the little boys in her class to play grown-ups with her. It's basically dry humping and groaning. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2019 02:01

Today, my 6-year-old son was being charming by smiling and batting his eyelashes at me. When I asked him, "What?" he replied, "When you die, can I have your hair?" FML

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By Alexa23 - 15/03/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML

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Picture perfect

By anonymous - 23/03/2009 19:22 - United States

Today, I was having lunch with my sister and my mother. While my mom was busy ordering food, my sister said to me, "Look at this!" then contorted her face so that she had a double chin. My mother looked over and said to her, "Stop making fun of your sister!" FML

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By uterurist - 22/11/2014 18:37 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, my son trained his little sister to walk up to strangers and whimper: "My mommy punches me." FML

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feven 32

Sunday 8 March 2015 16:32

Parents think they're so slick. Kids understand the dirty jokes by age 12 thank you and please stop

brunettesara5722 17

Sunday 8 March 2015 16:30

Lol fyl op, it can be worse though. at least you didn't walk in on it?

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wtfLoki 24

Monday 9 March 2015 17:50

That's how you know she has kinky parents

stewpididiot 11

Tuesday 10 March 2015 5:48

teach her to sock him in the eye for some hair and a bloody nose if he ever touches her again without permission.. BOUNDARIES!!!

stewpididiot 11

Tuesday 10 March 2015 5:56

to clarify... you're parents don't seem to have many parenting skills these days..they seem to have done alright with you...take charge of your little sisters. well being....peace and all the best blessings for you and your sister.....

ravenjewel 7

Tuesday 10 March 2015 13:21

Parents like rough sex too!

blackonblight 32

Wednesday 11 March 2015 14:52

They'll stop if you start screaming bloody murder at the slightest tug. Has to be enough to hurt their ears AND get them in trouble, or else it becomes a game.

tchopper1969 16

Wednesday 29 April 2015 11:49

lmfao that's funny

iamalyssa 8

Saturday 23 May 2015 3:07

NOOO. I think I'm scarred for life. Thanks, OP.

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Saturday 11 July 2015 22:26

Omg, everyone in these comments plays at being understanding while attack people so quickly and disproportionately about any sort of disagreement. It was a joke, you don't think it was appropriate? Fine, but get your anger in check and get over you perspective being so absolute. There is way too much being presumed based on this one fml post.