Love: Today, my love life is so pathetic that when I got a sample of...

By so_this_is_me - 13/08/2015 17:12 - Canada - Brampton

Today, my love life is so pathetic that when I got a sample of cologne in the mail, I kept sniffing it just to remind myself what a guy smells like. FML

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By nooneinparticular - 21/05/2020 08:00

Today, I realized that I get turned on by my girlfriend's perfume. My mother started using the same one. FML

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By badboyfriend101 - 12/05/2009 15:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was continuously telling me how great my best friend smelled the other night and how I should wear some perfume that smelled like that. I have the same exact perfume and have been wearing it for months. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2014 02:39 - United States - Baraboo

Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML

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I can explain

By 1nn0cen7 1 sw3ar - 06/05/2022 14:00

Today, I had to walk through the women's perfume section to get to my normal aftershave. A woman was trying out a perfume, which she squirted on herself and me. You can imagine the afternoon I had to endure after I got home to my wife and she could smell "some slut's scent" all over me. FML

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Forever alone, episode 7864

By Anonymous - 01/04/2020 23:00

Today, I lied at a store when the checkout person told me the cologne I was buying was for men. I told him it was for my boyfriend. I haven't had a boyfriend in 2 years, I just wanted it to smell like one. FML

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By Oops - 27/08/2010 04:06 - United States

Today, I realized that it wasn't my science partner that smelled bad, it was me. How? The guy I have a crush on handed me a stick of deodorant and said, "Please use it." FML

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Tasty snack

By Anonymous - 16/07/2023 11:00 - United States - Chesterfield

Today, I showered with my favorite soaps, and I used my favorite perfumes and lotions too. I layered my scents to get a nice fruity, girly scent, which helps boosts my confidence. My husband walked in the bedroom when I was done and said that it smelled like cheesy garlic bread. FML

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I stand accused

By Creep - 15/07/2011 23:10 - United States

Today, I discovered my new plug-in air freshener smells exactly like my ex-boyfriend's cologne. My friends noticed this, and nobody will believe me when I say it smelled different on the scratch-and-sniff. Now I'm considered a creep. A nostalgic, obsessed creep. FML

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By DSM - 14/03/2009 11:05 - United States

Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML

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By eMmA01 - 14/04/2009 02:50 - United States

Today, I was walking into class when the guy i like walked in and said "Gross it smells like grandma in here. What, did someone bathe in their perfume today?" I was the only girl in the room and I just bought new perfume. I thought I smelled good, apparently I didn't. FML

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spursunited 19

Friday 14 August 2015 1:25

Smell random strangers on the bus/subway and when they ask what you're doing stare them straight in the eyes and take the biggest breath possible without breaking eye contact and slowly back away while whispering, "you smell different when you're awake..."

SauceySarah 30

Friday 14 August 2015 1:23

I don't blame you. Guy's cologne smells absolutely incredible if it's the good kind.

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OopsyDoodle 6

Friday 14 August 2015 15:18

and spray it on a pillow or blanket so sleeping alone doesnt seem so sucky :)

Iamnotfat 16

Friday 14 August 2015 21:04

Just go out more often with your friends, enjoying your life and being in social environments will increase your chances of meeting someone.

AshfariFox 15

Friday 14 August 2015 23:18

Girl, you need to get out there and not be afraid to meet a guy. Have pure confidence in yourself!

Dexter83_fml 17

Friday 14 August 2015 23:38

I use Hugo boss and I do get compliments so I can understand why you do that but seriously go out there and get a boyfriend

ItalianGuy23 6

Saturday 15 August 2015 3:19

well it's smell association so can exactly blame you

so_this_is_me 24

Saturday 15 August 2015 4:13

When I saw the sample sitting in the pile of mail, I was curious and I took a sniff. It smelled exactly like the stuff my crush wears so I ended up keeping it to smell at random times. I started to feel sad afterward cuz I started to remember that its been awhile since I've had a love life. Just to clarify, I'm still a teen, and the closest thing I've had to a "love life" was a guy I pursued 2 years ago who turned out to be a dirtbag and a psychopath. I haven't tried ever since then. The fact that I haven't tried in 2 years makes me feel so pathetic.