By so_this_is_me - 13/08/2015 17:12 - Canada - Brampton

Today, my love life is so pathetic that when I got a sample of cologne in the mail, I kept sniffing it just to remind myself what a guy smells like. FML
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spursunited 19

Smell random strangers on the bus/subway and when they ask what you're doing stare them straight in the eyes and take the biggest breath possible without breaking eye contact and slowly back away while whispering, "you smell different when you're awake..."

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SauceySarah 30

I don't blame you. Guy's cologne smells absolutely incredible if it's the good kind.

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beeferjay 34

dust yourself off and get out there. get you some!

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tamesenicole 27

It's not that easy. Some people aren't made to just jump out there at random

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FalloutScrolls 25

He's out there, OP. I guarantee it. Chin up. Don't just wait for your prince charming to find you, either. The poor guy might be stuck in a tree, or something.

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worldclassrager 39

Better than going to the mall and testing them all out...

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scarlett3diaz 24

I bought a hand sanitizer from bath and body works that smells like a man....but I have a boyfriend...

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TDKopecki 16

Get a bottle and spray it on a stuffed animal.

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dragoongirl90 34

I used to do that too, OP.

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tamesenicole 27

I get the car freshener called black ice. To some people it smells like laundry but to me it smells like a guy. I know what you're going through OP

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Iamnotfat 16

That's what I use for my car! Black ice for the car, Armani Aqua di gio for me!

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YaztheSpaz 4

I suggest taking a stroll through Abercrombie & Fitch

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KENAl 10

*Walks into Hollister* *starts crying*

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