By lovingpsychosis - 26/05/2011 07:53 - United Kingdom

Today, my mom asked if I was seeing anyone. I launched into a description of my girlfriend, only for her to interrupt, saying that she meant a therapist, and the fact that I'd just made up a relationship was further proof that I needed one. I really do have a girlfriend. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 111
You deserved it 3 861
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

thatnucca 36

You do! If she's a therapist, then it's a win-win situation for both parties...

72 3
Alex94xela 0

show her a vid of u 2 getting it on

64 9

Comments

ILoveTabz 0

awww I'm sorry hunn. bring your gf over to see her. unless of course you were lying... then you'll need to pay a random chick to do it...

1 2
Persephone1001 3

Perfect opportunity to mess with her head - pretend to have an imaginary girlfriend, talk to her when you're mum's around, say you're going out to meet her, then when your mum is totally convinced you're insane, bring the real one home to meet mum and act as if this is nothing unusual. She'll have a fit.

5 2
CraneTG 0

in fact OP is actually going nuts, thinks he has a gf and is trying to convince us and himself that he is in a relationship by talking about it in FML

1 6
tbone666 0

if u have one why did you feel the need to create another????

0 5
djmixon 0

no, you need a therapist first or you will only always here her tell you what you are doing wrong

1 4
SwimjettSarett 2

you sure you have a girlfriend??? maybe your therapist, can help you to truly realize u don't... or do you? hmmmm....

0 4
mpbb42 2

now now, there's no reason to lie to us too

0 3
TheColorOfAir 3

we all believe you friend :)

1 2