By idontevencareanymore - 23/05/2014 21:25 - United States - Jarrell

Today, my mom came home drunk and crying, so I tried to comfort her and asked what was wrong. She wasted no time admitting that she'd hooked up with her ex-husband, AKA my dad, but that it'd sucked for her because he has a tiny penis. Thanks, I really needed to know that. FML
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razi1 20

Aw and they said size doesn't matter :p

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715chiefs 15

The last time my mom got drunk, she left me at a diner in the middle of Nebraska. 50 miles away from where we lived.

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omgimdying 15

That's an image you can't erase anytime soon.

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GIGA_IMPACT 15

Secretly OP forgot to add the sentence, now I know where I get it from to the FML.

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blackunicorntear 8

if your a good child you will pretend it never happened and carry on with life... we all have moments of weakness

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weveallbeenthere 30

YDI you asked she answered. never ask a drunk something when they are crying, unless you are prepared for an unexpected answer.

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slyde32 12

yeah, I don't try asking the person who gave me life, food, shelter, and many other things what's wrong if I see her crying, either

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communisttaco 16

Я не знаю, что сказать

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rosso700 14

Well technically that tiny penis made you so ....

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flamingice13 11

I would have said "thank god I dont take after him"

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slyde32 12

OP can't take after him, she doesn't have one at all

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whys0serious 12

Somehow it often happens to people to see their parents drunk, or at least I've read quite a few postings about it here. Don't really understand that, is it that common? I've never seen my parents drunk, and I'm really glad about it. I mean, of course they've had friends over, and have been in parties and had a few drinks. But "drunk" describes for me a state in which you definitely looked too far in the glass...are so many people that irresponsible?

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