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By idontevencareanymore - 23/05/2014 21:25 - United States - Jarrell

Today, my mom came home drunk and crying, so I tried to comfort her and asked what was wrong. She wasted no time admitting that she'd hooked up with her ex-husband, AKA my dad, but that it'd sucked for her because he has a tiny penis. Thanks, I really needed to know that. FML

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By nick - 06/03/2011 01:42 - United States

Today, my dad got drunk and asked if I had inherited his "abnormally tiny penis." FML

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By speed-dialing dr kevorkian - 27/02/2016 07:25 - United States - Two Rivers

Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML

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By roselysunset - 29/07/2015 17:07 - United States - Cypress

Today, I came home to find my mom drunk. She asked me for a hug and then started crying, "Where's my daughter?" I'm her daughter. And her only child, as far as I know. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML

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By wtf mom - 31/05/2013 04:20 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, my very drunk mom called me to confess that she was the girl that my boyfriend left me for two years ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2018 12:00

Today, my Mom found out that I've been intimate with one of my best friends in the past. We used protection, it never went anywhere, and we ended it amicably, but she still gave me a huge lecture. Later, she high-fived and congratulated him. FML

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By anonymous - 19/08/2013 05:41 - United States - Lamar

Today, I found my dad drunk, sitting on the bathroom floor crying. When I asked him why, he said, "My son is gay." I'm his only child, and I'm a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2011 11:43 - France

Today, I found my mother in tears, so I asked her what was wrong. She told me, "It's your father, he wants a divorce..." I asked if he'd met another woman, and my mom replied "No, not a woman..." FML

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By mummer11 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Ireland

Today, my mum staggered home, piss drunk. When I tried to walk her to her room, she shoved me away and cursed at me for being a "goody two-shoes". She then slurred, "I fucked your mum", and informed me that my mum is a skank. That's good to know, mum. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2014 23:57 - United States - Akron

Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML

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razi1 20

Saturday 24 May 2014 1:05

Aw and they said size doesn't matter :p

715chiefs 15

Saturday 24 May 2014 1:10

The last time my mom got drunk, she left me at a diner in the middle of Nebraska. 50 miles away from where we lived.

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pugnamedwhiskey 21

Saturday 24 May 2014 4:48

Ouch. FYL

pansycake99 2

Saturday 24 May 2014 4:52

Hey Man you were the one asking what's wrong

EvilLittleMan 23

Saturday 24 May 2014 5:07

OP, look at it this way. Dad's tiny pecker can't be all that bad, you're here.

Mii99 16

Saturday 24 May 2014 5:24

Family memories.....BOOM,ruined

91hayek 31

Saturday 24 May 2014 6:01

And still he had progeny. Healthy, sane, functioning OP. In the game of evolution and survival, he is winning.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Saturday 24 May 2014 6:12

Well, you did ask what was wrong... And if your mom is coming home drunk and crying, whatever happened is probably not something you would be thrilled to hear about.

thedude999 6

Saturday 24 May 2014 6:47

LOL

Nish007 15

Saturday 24 May 2014 9:37

what has been seen (in the mind) cannot be unseen O_O

theawesomeonee 8

Saturday 24 May 2014 13:42

Come on, hadn't you asked, she wouldn't have told you that. I know you didn't expect to get such detailed information but she was drunk and you should've be prepared for any "breaking news", I suppose.