With the drunkenness and crying aspect of that whole ordeal, I don't think that becoming a 'big happy family' will be the outcome. If I was OP, I sure wouldn't want it to.

Was the sarcasm really that bad?

Oh, that was your attempt at sarcasm? Well hey, it's not for everyone.

I'll probably be down voted for this as well, but honestly, 11, I saw the sarcasm just fine. maybe my own sarcastic nature makes me assume everything is sarcasm, but I thought it was a perfectly good attempt at it.

it was. this girl just likes to try and make people feel stupid. probably helps her sleep better at night.

she might have her mother genes, something might come out wrong

I doubt it was a pain in the ass; if it was really that small, she wouldn't even have felt it!

You wouldn't know what OP's standards are, so a small penis in her jeans isn't for you to tell. But on the other hand there's going to be a 25%/75% chance OP's child may have it in their 'genes' depending on who she marries and whether she has some of her fathers genes to pass on.

I am aware of this and how to spell genes. I was joking and taking advantage of the jeans/genes homophone. She doesn't ned to worry about it in her "jeans" or "genes" unless of course she has concern for the size of her son's penis.