Embarrassing, Sextoys and Intimacy: Today, my mom came into my room to have a heart-to-heart talk....

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By BrokenVow - 30/07/2009 12:02 - Canada

Today, my mom came into my room to have a heart-to-heart talk. My dildo was sitting on the nightstand. I didn't notice until she told me to make sure the dog didn't get it. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2016 01:40 - United States - Walnut

Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML

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By tracy4191 - 18/09/2016 05:21 - United States - Ponchatoula

Today, I found out my mom sleeps in my room when I'm at college during the week. I discovered this my bumping into her dildo with my foot. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2014 17:55 - United States

Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML

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By bottomdrawerraider - 17/11/2010 17:13 - United States

Today, my mother was over visiting. My three year old ran out of my room chasing the cat with his toy. He smacked the cat with it, the cat scratched him, he dropped it and ran away. I was busy with the baby so I asked my mom to take the toy away. She walked back holding my pink dildo. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2016 06:34

Today, I was talking to my mother when we both heard a continuous buzzing noise. Unable to locate the source of the noise we gave up. About an hour later, my mother yells down the stairs to me. Turns out my dog stole my vibrator, chewed it and presented it to my mother. FML

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By Mygawdwhy - 21/01/2018 01:30

Today, I gave my mom an extra pillow since the ones in the guest room were too flat and hurt her neck. Hours later, I remembered that I'd stashed my vibrator in that pillowcase during a romantic camping trip with my husband. She found it. FML

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By what-the-what - 29/10/2017 13:00 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, my mother called me at work, freaking out about my dog, so I panicked. What was wrong? He had a hard-on and she'd never seen that happen before. FML

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By eric - 16/03/2011 07:31 - United States

Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML

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By Can't Unsee - 25/08/2018 22:00

Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML

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By Jenna Berreth - 07/10/2019 16:00

Today, I was trying to find my missing purple pen in the house I share with my boyfriend and his 57 year-old mother. I checked her room just in case, only to open a drawer and be greeted by a dildo. I’m never going to unsee that. FML

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Silent_Harmony 3

Thursday 30 July 2009 20:22

YDI, You really should put those away when you're done.

ohheykiwi 2

Thursday 30 July 2009 21:45

You're lucky. My mom would beat me with it.

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Gotphu 0

Friday 31 July 2009 2:01

How do daughters ( living with mom so I assume teen) get ****** without mom knowing ?

eggnogg 0

Friday 31 July 2009 4:19

how do i get a bong without my mom knowing, huh?

cmac86 23

Friday 31 July 2009 8:25

ydi for having a *****.

michiness 0

Friday 31 July 2009 9:26

YDI for leaving it out.

Hollister245 0

Friday 31 July 2009 16:21

Hahaa!! That sucks id be like omfg wow this is weird if i were a girl..

kitkat101 0

Friday 31 July 2009 17:33

This isn't an FML. Obviously your mom didn't care otherwise she would have said something sooner. Who cares?

jessikaaahhh 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 1:48

*****`s are hot :) Be more careful about using it in the future :P

omgitsLindsay 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 3:38

At least your mom's cool about it. There's nothing wrong with your mom know that kind of stuff about you.

rubenrox 1

Saturday 1 August 2009 5:51

At least you wern't using it at the moment she walked in =D Funny mental picture LOL

nylmak 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 8:37

well at least ur mom just said that...but i prefer the real deal over the *****.

yuki1990 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 8:38

at least she didn't freak out....lol my mom would've killed me

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