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By BrokenVow - 30/07/2009 12:02 - Canada

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Today, my mom came into my room to have a heart-to-heart talk. My dildo was sitting on the nightstand. I didn't notice until she told me to make sure the dog didn't get it. FML
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Silent_Harmony 3

YDI, You really should put those away when you're done.

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ohheykiwi 2

You're lucky. My mom would beat me with it.

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gothymama 0

LMAO, could've been worse, could've been an opened pack of condoms.

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Shlizabeth 0

Hahaha, that's hilarious, but don't worry, that's hot you have a *****. I don't have one, but still, I don't think it's much to be embarrassed about.

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tenkenshi 2

Listen to your mother, she probably knows about the dog from experience.

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Einstein714 0

cool mom, I hope it was clean, maybe it wasn't so she made the dog comment cause he would smell it.. eeewwwwww

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AmericanGirl69 0

you're Santa, just get her a new one for Christmas..?

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mrl_fml 0

Wow, that's awkward. At least your mom didn't flip out.

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birman 0

Way to go EH!! But your mom sounds cool.

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