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By BrokenVow - 30/07/2009 12:02 - Canada

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Today, my mom came into my room to have a heart-to-heart talk. My dildo was sitting on the nightstand. I didn't notice until she told me to make sure the dog didn't get it. FML
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Silent_Harmony 3

YDI, You really should put those away when you're done.

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ohheykiwi 2

You're lucky. My mom would beat me with it.

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danielbudzynski 0

Hahaha, that's hilarious! Maybe she wanted to use it later

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meowmeowwkitty 0

that's nasty.

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Nenor_fml 0

i don't get it...why is this an fml? did you borrow your mom's ***** or something?

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iChel413 6

Its an FML because it's embarrassing when your parent finds personal things like this.

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ohheykiwi 2

You're lucky. My mom would beat me with it.

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HailSatan 0

Thank you for giving me the best mental image ever XD

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xxlillyxx 0

umm thats not acward at all.... (sorry idk how to spell it)

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meowmeowwkitty 0

prob all that weed....

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Victoria_fml 0

Awkward, but it seems like your mother doesn't mind so much...

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monoxide 0

mom has a history of ****** turning into chew toys for ole fido? lol still sucks though

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enycel 0

sounds like ur mom has experienced the dog playin with someone else' toys

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bigbossbadass 0

go find a real **** u can hav mine if u want lol

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ithedarkknight 0

Forreal #28 fck a toy mess with a boy! LoL there isn't anything better then the real thing. And i know how to work it =P

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lilemo 0

u guys have to realize that not all girls use them for their own pleasure. I use them to **** my gf, an yes we r lesbians.

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