Transportation: Today, my mom came up to the school to give me some money and... - FML

By SHARIFFO - 07/11/2009 08:18 - Palestinian Territory

Today, my mom came up to the school to give me some money and a few water bottles for my friends and me for soccer practice. Before she left, I said "bye", then I realized my 2-year-old brother waving bye to me. So I bent down through the window to kiss him. As I did, my mom moved the car. It still hurts. FML

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SHARIFFO 15

Saturday 7 November 2009 18:54

I Would have wrote more to be more specific but the site doesn't allow that much words. This is what happened: "Imagine a car moving in front of the whole school with legs sticking out of the window..." All My Friends laughed, my mom never knew, she never stopped, i was scared as **** to speak so i just got half of my body out in time as she drove off. She then stopped the car & realized asap & asked if i was okay. I was like "o.O?!"

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unFmyLife 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 15:07

Who would vote YDI for this? cruel people. Ouch.

girlygirl666 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 18:48

I think it's great that you aren't afraid to show your baby brother love. A lot of teen-aged boys wouldn't do that, especially in front of his friends. Your Mom should have been paying attention. She missed a cute moment with her sons, and could have hurt you even worse than she did.

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heart_broken44 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 23:13

hope you doing better... : )

Quionic7 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 3:11

You were going to kiss your brother? GAAAAY

PimpdaddyCJT 13

Thursday 27 May 2010 4:19

#66 are you retarded what does that have to do with this

unilpentium 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 7:43

Hi everyone. I have committed myself to waging war agains FML's massive overusage and misusage of the words "realized," "noticed," "discovered," and "learned." Here are some synonyms you can use instead: Detected, discerned, distinguished, picked up on, recognized, saw, spotted, observed, became concious of, comprehended, grasped, knew, took in, understood, attained, ascertained, came across, contrived, determined, disclosed, identified, perceived, revealed, and unearthed. Please, bring linguistic diversity to FML.

leelee_DGK29 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 16:32

awww :c

waggleninja 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 7:11

as long as you didnt kiss him with your balls i dont see the problem

id4l 8

Monday 16 September 2013 13:10

awww

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