By laydeegaga - 07/03/2010 08:13

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Today, my mom cleaned my room, while doing so she found a very detailed sex book I got from an ex boyfriend as a "gift". For years I had her convinced I was still a virgin, until today. FML
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wrestlerbeast 0

that sucks, but YDI don't lie to parents, they always know....

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tbbucs 0

don't have sex if you can't own up to it. at least she didn't find a pregnancy test

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this_one 2

Well, next time don't lie to your mom. Lying is wrong.

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jayAZ 3

At least it is out on the table. Be safe not stupid and maybe Mom can learn something. ;)

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justin111 0

why was your mom cleaning your room?

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lindsaysue 4

If you're young enough that your mom has to clean your room, you're probably too young to have sex..

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AlterEggo 0

YDI for leaving evidence around. Parents snoop!

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KurouTenshi 0

I believe it's called the Khama Sutra--and you couldve played it off as a legitimate answer to curiousity, and a far more noble one than simple ****. ;)

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DJuan 0

ydi for two reasons 1st- if ur old enough to bump uglies , then urbold enough to clean ur own damn room. ( reason= op being a lazy bum) 2nd- if u have a book full a sex then don't leave it anywhere remotely close to out in the open. and to be fair maybe u did hide it well and ur mom is just a noisy muff. in this case you deserve it for not keepin ur pimp hand strong whn it comes to ur mom ... op u suck at life.

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iam4dolo 0

shouldve been honest..you know she wouldve found out anyway

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DerangedFox 0

A very detailed sex book would definitely not pass for sex ed. Plus, the OP digging herself a deeper hole by lying more just isn't good advice period.

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