Intimacy: Today, my mom cleaned my room, while doing so she found a very...

By laydeegaga - 07/03/2010 08:13

Today, my mom cleaned my room, while doing so she found a very detailed sex book I got from an ex boyfriend as a "gift". For years I had her convinced I was still a virgin, until today. FML

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You deserved it 28 939

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The book of revelations

By JSeth - 04/07/2009 16:52 - Canada

Today, my mom found a book of dirty stories I'd written in tenth grade. She then told me that I wrote about things she'd never even thought about, and she's been having sex for years. If that wasn't bad enough, she's taken them in to work to show people. FML

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You deserved it 10 182

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By Can't Unsee - 25/08/2018 22:00

Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML

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You deserved it 578

By swtkiss1 - 18/02/2009 22:26 - United States

Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 919

You deserved it 58 640

By rahrahcakes - 19/03/2012 07:36 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my mum cleaned my room. When I got home she yelled at me for having condoms. I'm 24 years old and in a long term relationship. FML

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You deserved it 12 804

By nomorecleaning - 16/03/2013 12:17 - United States - Augusta

Today, I discovered that the reason my mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is because her boyfriend took credit when she asked about it; and was rewarded for it in bed. I helped him get with my mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 165

You deserved it 4 039

Bigmouth strikes again

By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 08:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 758

You deserved it 1 224

By bubbalicious - 13/08/2009 20:57 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2022 12:00

Today, I found out my mom had been sleeping with most of my ex-boyfriends. When I was told about it the first time, I took it as a joke. Now I know it's true. FML

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You deserved it 137

By awkwardmandy - 11/03/2016 18:28 - United States - Okeene

Today, my ex-boyfriend decided to humiliate me by confessing to my dad in detail what he and I had done together and "apologizing" for taking my virginity. FML

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You deserved it 2 390

One day…

By Animal - 24/02/2011 19:14 - Canada

Today, my mom was snooping around my room, and found the unopened box of glow in the dark condoms I bought myself year ago. She laughed and said, "No takers yet, eh?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 287

You deserved it 17 107

wrestlerbeast 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 16:12

that sucks, but YDI don't lie to parents, they always know....

tbbucs 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 16:12

don't have sex if you can't own up to it. at least she didn't find a pregnancy test

Comments

masterblaster39 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 19:45

I don't see how this is your FML. You deceived your mother into thinking you still hold the V card. Apparently you don't have a good enough relationship to talk to her about being sexually active. This is an FML for mom. YDI.

theeBeezWaXx 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 19:56

haha, you really shouldnt let your mom clean your room. thats your responsiblity

tugknife 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 20:26

you should confess to all the nasty shit you've been doing. tell her you like anal and tell her she should be happy she found a book and not one of your many Porno's you filmed. you should also start cleaning your own room.

onnielief 4

Sunday 7 March 2010 20:31

What is every parent obsession about their kids remaining virgins? Obviously they themselves had sex to result in said children. can you spell hypocrit?

mashnikandporter 0

Monday 8 March 2010 0:45

obviously you can't.

krgreat 0

Monday 8 March 2010 1:49

hypocrite Hun

onnielief 4

Monday 8 March 2010 5:01

Nope, I cannot, however how well is your grammar holding up when writing in your second language? Assuming you even speak a second language.

Freeze_fml 16

Monday 8 March 2010 5:53

This is legendary.

cartius 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 20:33

ydi for keeping evidence around.

distortedx 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 21:23

Shut up you self righteous prick

distortedx 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 21:24

That was meant for #54

MJFG100 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 22:07

FYL for being lazy and letting your mom clean your room.

aaron084 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 23:42

That's why you don't keep a detailed sex book.

mashnikandporter 0

Monday 8 March 2010 0:41

obviously you can't.

mashnikandporter 0

Monday 8 March 2010 0:43

previous statement retracted, sorry :)

SBismylife 0

Monday 8 March 2010 0:48

ah...that sux but hey! no one cant say that they ever lied to their parents before. even if its a big or little deal. thats being hypocritical. plus, how old are you for your mom to clean your own room? keep yo shit well hidden. :]