Intimacy: Today, my mom cleaned my room, while doing so she found a very...

By laydeegaga - 07/03/2010 08:13

Today, my mom cleaned my room, while doing so she found a very detailed sex book I got from an ex boyfriend as a "gift". For years I had her convinced I was still a virgin, until today. FML

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By JSeth - 04/07/2009 16:52 - Canada

Today, my mom found a book of dirty stories I'd written in tenth grade. She then told me that I wrote about things she'd never even thought about, and she's been having sex for years. If that wasn't bad enough, she's taken them in to work to show people. FML

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By Can't Unsee - 25/08/2018 22:00

Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML

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By swtkiss1 - 18/02/2009 22:26 - United States

Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML

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By rahrahcakes - 19/03/2012 07:36 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my mum cleaned my room. When I got home she yelled at me for having condoms. I'm 24 years old and in a long term relationship. FML

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By nomorecleaning - 16/03/2013 12:17 - United States - Augusta

Today, I discovered that the reason my mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is because her boyfriend took credit when she asked about it; and was rewarded for it in bed. I helped him get with my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 08:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML

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By bubbalicious - 13/08/2009 20:57 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2022 12:00

Today, I found out my mom had been sleeping with most of my ex-boyfriends. When I was told about it the first time, I took it as a joke. Now I know it's true. FML

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By awkwardmandy - 11/03/2016 18:28 - United States - Okeene

Today, my ex-boyfriend decided to humiliate me by confessing to my dad in detail what he and I had done together and "apologizing" for taking my virginity. FML

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One day…

By Animal - 24/02/2011 19:14 - Canada

Today, my mom was snooping around my room, and found the unopened box of glow in the dark condoms I bought myself year ago. She laughed and said, "No takers yet, eh?" FML

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wrestlerbeast 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 16:12

that sucks, but YDI don't lie to parents, they always know....

tbbucs 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 16:12

don't have sex if you can't own up to it. at least she didn't find a pregnancy test

Comments

swagga0n1oo 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 16:19

I love pudding too!!!

HamsteronA 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 16:25

i like jugs with chocolate on top. and cream. and tobasco sauce.

FMyLifeCereal 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 19:01

and guacamole

xlovelessx 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 21:33

lol totally off topic

gabrayal 10

Monday 20 August 2012 7:35

I like turtles.

inurockx 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 16:20

why was your mom cleaning your room?? seriously can't you do it yourself

HaiToThePeoples 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 16:23

YDI. You lied to her and you are too lazy to clean your own room. :P

tereshay 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 16:24

tell her u just had the book to be prepared when the time comes!!

xXNaxieldXx 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 16:24

My parents would congratulate me and ask me stuff about how, when, who, what happenned etc. Idk if its just cuz latino parents are cooler but...white people expect their kids to lise their virginity at 40? lol

DerangedFox 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 18:02

Morals has nothing to do with race.

DerangedFox 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 18:04

It disturbs me that your parents would want to know the details of your sex life o_O

sugarbabyxoxo 2

Sunday 7 March 2010 19:09

WTF why would they wanna know the details. that's ****** weird.

me0wme0w33 4

Thursday 7 July 2011 21:22

dude you must be one of those white-latinos, because a set of truly hispanic parents would kick your ass, as it should be... thats soo disrespectful and wrong to tell ur parents details about your sex life. learn your culture and show some damn respect to the people that raised you... this new generation, my gosh...

fisheatsbear 6

Sunday 7 March 2010 16:30

I had pancakes for breakfast. they were yum

frannnyyyyy 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 16:54

well, she was probably gonna find out sooner or later. YDI for sneaking around having sex. unless your like 20 or something. but if your still a teen, then YDI.