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By that was mine - 15/05/2015 22:26 - United States - Cherry Hill

Today, my mom cleaned out my bank account, saying my "no-good dad" owes her child support and that she'll get it one way or another. FML

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By KaYLa_LoUiSe - 08/08/2020 08:03

Today, I told my mom I wasn't doing very good mentally and I was looking for some support. She decided to remind me of all of the things I still haven't paid her back for. I'm now an unpaid loan, not her daughter. FML

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By FuckedOver - 14/01/2016 14:31 - United States - Houston

Today, I found out my mom took around $2,500 from my savings account to pay off my sister's college tuition. She recently flunked out of her studies and won't be returning to college anyway. FML

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By Forever Alone - 03/07/2013 04:26 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2022 02:00

Today, my mom decided to go against every promise she's made to everyone once again and left us in financial ruin. How? She took advantage of my kindness, and didn't pay any of the money she owes me for driving my car, and for so much more. I'm more than $2,000 in debt now. FML

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By Username - 23/06/2011 08:17 - United States

Today, I found out that my dad has been trying to take money out of my savings account to pay for divorce fees and a hammock. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2013 02:56 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mother asked me if she could borrow $200. Being the lovely daughter I am, I gave her my bank card to withdraw it herself. She gambled it away and maxed my bank account out. I had $1500 saved. FML

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By ThisGuy775 - 19/09/2011 04:41 - United States

Today, my dad asked to borrow some money off me, so I said okay. Later on, he told me he'll be using it to help divorce my mom. I pretty much just helped pay for my parents' divorce. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2011 04:35 - United States

Today, I found out my mom has notebooks with lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML

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By MadSon - 11/10/2009 02:59 - United States

Today, my dad had something to tell me. He'd cleaned out my bank account to pay off 38,000 dollars worth of gambling debt. My wedding is in 5 months. FML

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By Julia - 26/02/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, I found out all the money my dad has been saving in the bank for me since birth has all been spent, by my mother who I haven't seen or talked to in about two years. FML

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A07 48

Saturday 16 May 2015 14:14

I'm pretty sure she's not allowed to do that, talk to a lawyer OP

DoomedGemini 37

Saturday 16 May 2015 14:16

That money is supposed to go to YOU, or at least to taking care of you. This makes me so mad..

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Kog_fml 4

Tuesday 19 May 2015 20:10

Why does ur mother ha e access to ur bank account

dannnngthatsux 19

Tuesday 26 May 2015 23:23

I'm guessing the account had gift money from dad, else mom is world's biggest douchebag.

Lightning_Farron 11

Tuesday 2 June 2015 16:00

Clean out her account and say "You owe me money and i will get it one way or the other"

criley221 19

Friday 19 June 2015 21:43

your mom is a bitch

gokartguru 5

Saturday 1 August 2015 6:47

I HATE moms that think there entitled to your money

TreyA 10

Thursday 8 October 2015 23:15

Child support is for the parents anyway dude. Not directly for you. But to take care of you.

daynagrace 4

Tuesday 12 January 2016 14:12

Child support is to support the CHILD. Sorry OP, I'm sure you could sue her.

cassm 7

Saturday 12 March 2016 14:31

How does she have your account code to steal your money ? and why does she think child support money should go to her and not the child? depending on how old you are you could for sure take legal action if it was enough money worth while to get back

Unlucky1232 20

Sunday 1 May 2016 16:32

i don't think she quite understands what child support is

Jose Adame 7

Wednesday 5 July 2017 7:49

Call the police

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Today, I spent 6 hours on an airplane next to an alcoholic Pink Floyd fanatic. I must've drifted off because when I took a trip to the bathroom I noticed that my pant leg that had been closest to the drunk man was soaking wet. I returned to my seat. He was on his side, facing me. I smelt the wet spot. Not beer. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML

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Today, while visiting my grandparents, I was afraid that one of their many cats would pee on me. I was peed on all right, by my grandma. FML

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