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By swtkiss1 - 18/02/2009 22:26 - United States

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Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML
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greenfairy_fml 0

you're lucky! If my mom found condoms in my room she would flip the hell out.

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Bauer_fml 0

Wait, so you are upset that your mother cleaned your room, found your toys, and didn't say anything about it? Am I missing something here?

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1991j 4

can you say future rapist! ! beware

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mojo5678 5

******. Learn how to spell

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lumpojoe 4

At least you have protection so she can't get mad at you ;)

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corocoro 30

That's the exact same thing I was just wondering. o.O Maybe she kept it for herself and OP's dad?

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Makifun 19

If you cant hide your sex items well enough from your parents, you're clearly not ready for sex.

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Misskreher 30

If you're old enough to be using those then you should clean your own room.

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forsook 12

Well, you deserved it for not organizing it yourself. Seriously, a little cleanliness goes a long way! (I didn't actually vote, haha)

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